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Old 03-06-2009, 09:26 AM   #1
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Settling the shark/dolphin debate

The inch has started piano lessons with a very nice woman who teaches a couple of simple things and then asks him to name "the song" he's just written. The inch called his "song":

The Ferocious Shark Otherwise Known As My Sweet Dolphin.

There you have it. For the record he has never dwelled at the cellar. This is his own invention entirely. It must be a meme.
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:48 AM   #2
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Racial memory.
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:10 AM   #3
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Oh my, that's just fantastic. How marvellous is that?
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:12 AM   #4
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For the record he has never dwelled at the cellar.
That's what you think.
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Old 03-06-2009, 11:32 AM   #5
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That's really brilliant! I LOVE that! How does the song go?
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Old 03-07-2009, 11:53 AM   #6
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Old 03-09-2009, 07:46 AM   #7
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That is pretty funny Feet.

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