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Old 11-16-2002, 12:17 PM   #16
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Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
A: You would too if your name was Ehhhhnuuuhh.

Q: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
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Old 11-16-2002, 03:25 PM   #17
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What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?
"Can I push up your stool for you?"
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Old 11-16-2002, 03:26 PM   #18
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A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
That's fuckin' hilarious!

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
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Old 11-16-2002, 04:16 PM   #19
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http://www.ushmm.org/

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Old 11-16-2002, 05:35 PM   #20
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Not nearly as funny, Nic. A joke needs a setup and a punchline.
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Old 11-16-2002, 05:55 PM   #21
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Well, I was wondering how long that would take.

You shoulda started this thread in your blog, dave.
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Old 11-16-2002, 06:10 PM   #22
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I don't see why someone would go to the extent of reading something that contains the possibility of them getting offended. Like Dave said,
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Post away.
I guess some people either like to waste their own time, or appreciate feeling bad. If you don't like it, don't click it.
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Old 11-16-2002, 06:18 PM   #23
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Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists.

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Old 11-16-2002, 06:49 PM   #24
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Well, guys. It gives me some idea of the character of the individuals I've been spending my time with in other threads.

And I'm very disappointed. This thread is not just childish. It's hateful.

It reflects badly on any community that would tolerate it without speaking out against it.

I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semetic or racists.
Nah. I've got Jewish friends. Hell, I've got black Jewish friends. I even have a Japanese friend that makes Pearl Harbor jokes. What does that say about my character? Nothing. He makes his humor, I make mine. We just both enjoy it.
Which reminds me -- How do you cook chicken teriyaki Hiroshima-style?
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Old 11-16-2002, 06:54 PM   #25
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http://www.exploratorium.edu/nagasaki/index.html
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Old 11-16-2002, 06:58 PM   #26
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Nope. Nice try, though. And I didn't even find any recipes there.
Unfortunately, the only Canadian jokes I have are South Park-esque. Maybe I can find some for you.
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Old 11-16-2002, 07:29 PM   #27
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Yes, you've found us out... we have absolutely no tolerance at all for people with no sense of humor. As they used to say, Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke.

Bring on the American jokes, the white male jokes, the computer nerd jokes, the star trek geek jokes, whatever you like I'll take all of 'em. The only time you lose is when you don't laugh.
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Old 11-16-2002, 07:58 PM   #28
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OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.

Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study.

Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians.
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Old 11-16-2002, 08:25 PM   #29
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Old 11-16-2002, 08:38 PM   #30
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Got no problem with any of that.
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