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Old 05-12-2019, 11:26 PM   #1
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May 13th, 2019: How Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Well never know why, give it up theyíre not talking.
Guantanamo canít make them talk. The KGB got nothing. Even Mossad threw in the towel. So settle for how they crossed the road.
Drivers had to yield to a critter which can be as slow as a reluctant toddler, plus there is clear evidence a couple of the took a crap
in the crosswalk... hopefully they didnít have a newspaper or smart phone with them.



I assume this is Germany because TinEye says the photograph only appeared in two German publications, Bild, and Welt.
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Old 05-13-2019, 10:30 AM   #2
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I'd like to know how they got the chicken to use the crossing.

Which brings up the oldie but goodie "Deer Crossing" radio show call-in. Which I still to this day wonder if it was a farce. But funny nonetheless.
https://youtu.be/pDLc9rkcXdY

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Old 05-13-2019, 01:58 PM   #3
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I'd guess they painted the crosswalk where the chickens were crossing regularly.
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Old 05-13-2019, 05:22 PM   #4
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Disappoint, the sign says giant chickens crossing but there is only a regular-sized one
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Old 05-13-2019, 10:46 PM   #5
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Should have seen that coming, you know how those sign and billboard painters exaggerate. Besides if the were giants they wouldn't need a crosswalk.
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Old 05-14-2019, 12:10 PM   #6
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Disappoint, the sign says giant chickens crossing but there is only a regular-sized one
That's the scout.
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Old 05-14-2019, 12:46 PM   #7
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easy, put some corn in the crosswalk.

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Old 05-14-2019, 10:08 PM   #8
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Sure but how do you train them to keep moving?
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Old 05-15-2019, 11:10 AM   #9
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Easy.

Ya hypnotize him.





ETA: I thought Bruce said to keep them from moving...Sorries.
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