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Old 08-25-2016, 07:31 PM   #1321
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Craftsman wrenches used to be made at Moore Drop Forge across the street from Smith & Wesson. The fucked up ones went into the scrap bin out back to be sent back for smelting. Raid the scrap bin, take them to the store, get new ones, until they got wise and locked it up.
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Old 11-07-2016, 12:17 PM   #1322
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If you don't know where something goes LEAVE IT THE FUCK WHERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!WHEN YOU PICKED IT UP YOU SAID TO YOURSELF "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS GOES."LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOW IT MIGHT AS WELL NOT FUCKING EXIST BECAUSE YOU GODDAMN WELL DON'T REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-07-2016, 01:48 PM   #1323
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here it is
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Old 11-08-2016, 11:14 AM   #1324
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Old 11-08-2016, 01:02 PM   #1325
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For a moment or two while reading Gravdigr's post - I thought this was the political thread
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Old 11-13-2016, 09:00 AM   #1326
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Ya know how sometimes ya wake up and ya know within five minutes of putting your feet on the floor that the absolute best possible outcome of this day will be that you choke to death on your own fucking guts?

'Sappening rfn.

Goddamn this fucking day. Already.
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Old 11-18-2016, 01:15 PM   #1327
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Ya know how sometimes ya wake up and ya know within five minutes of putting your feet on the floor that the absolute best possible outcome of this day will be that you choke to death on your own fucking guts?

'Sappening rfn.

Goddamn this fucking day.
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Old 11-18-2016, 01:54 PM   #1328
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Old 11-18-2016, 09:02 PM   #1329
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Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.



Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.




Good evening. Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.



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Old 11-25-2016, 11:26 AM   #1330
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Well, here's some more deja vu for ya:

I hate my goddamned neighbor. I hate his fucking kid. I hate the fucking car they drive. I hate the fucking stereo in the fucking car they drive. I hate the motherfucking son of a bitch that built this neighborhood and put the bedrooms and the neighboring driveways thirty feet apart. I hope that bastard is barking in hell, while being forced to listen to loud, rattly, fucking mufflers while jungle boogie music (and I use that term very loosely) melts his fucking eyes.
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Old 11-25-2016, 04:45 PM   #1331
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Well, here's some more deja vu for ya:

I hate my goddamned neighbor. I hate his fucking kid. I hate the fucking car they drive. I hate the fucking stereo in the fucking car they drive. I hate the motherfucking son of a bitch that built this neighborhood and put the bedrooms and the neighboring driveways thirty feet apart. I hope that bastard is barking in hell, while being forced to listen to loud, rattly, fucking mufflers while jungle boogie music (and I use that term very loosely) melts his fucking eyes.
Ever read the Jack London story, Moon Face?
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Old 11-25-2016, 05:21 PM   #1332
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Move over this away. Way quieter. Home prices are decent too. Get a nice place for 60k. A mansion for 125k. My neighbors aren't a problem. Nice people, live an acre over.

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Old 11-25-2016, 05:24 PM   #1333
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Oh PS gravdigr I'm making Vietnamese stew tomorrow.

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Old 11-25-2016, 06:07 PM   #1334
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Oh PS gravdigr I'm making Vietnamese stew tomorrow.

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Old 11-25-2016, 07:32 PM   #1335
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It is friday, after all.
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