Hermaphrodite Horse and Derek the Donkey - Page 2

ZenGum · 11-29-2007, 01:36 PM

At least I get along with my neighbors.

binky · 11-29-2007, 01:39 PM

he must of had a really small package, most of those miniature horses are hung pretty well

smurfalicious · 11-29-2007, 01:57 PM

it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.

Shawnee123 · 11-29-2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse.

Sundae · 11-29-2007, 02:48 PM

An hermaphrodite pony shacking up with a donkey and Shawnee & Zen as punpals... Good thing or a sign that the end is coming?

Shawnee123 · 11-29-2007, 02:50 PM

I would be frightened. Very, very frightened.

Shawnee123 · 11-29-2007, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

At least I get along with my neighbors.

Not unlike Tootsie and Derek.

Sundae · 11-29-2007, 02:52 PM

BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water

icileparadise · 11-29-2007, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water

Fodder off and do. Say what's wrong with Greenwichs' tap water then?

Sundae · 11-29-2007, 03:18 PM

According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack.

icileparadise · 11-29-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack.

"28 days later" is a good film, why not live a little, what you gonna do: have orgasms fot the next 40 years?

ZenGum · 11-29-2007, 11:59 PM

A few extra thoughts about the pony:
1. Does it have the same hair stylist as John bon Jovi?
2. The original owners raised it as a mare for 12 years, despite the fact that it had both male and female genitals. I'm not a horse expert, but I've seen a fair number, and a horse's dick is fairly hard to not notice. Ok, I guess with the pony it might not be quite so big, and being under a lower animal would make it less conspicuous, but still, surely some time in 12 years the owners must have noticed: "Oohhh look, Amy's got a hard-on!" Were they blind or what?

Clodfobble · 11-30-2007, 10:16 AM

What I don't get is how 'raising it like a mare' is so much different than 'raising it like a stallion.' I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

smurfalicious · 11-30-2007, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

Horseplay is horseplay. It was all in the moniker.

Hoof Hearted · 12-02-2007, 12:03 AM

I would be interested to see how their medical tests wind up.

I suspect, if the horse actually was a stallion, that the 'surgery' was to remove the testicles.
However, most hermaphoditic horses are mares with an enlarged clitoris which can look like a penis poking out the back of a mare's vulva. This would explain why a sheath, penis and testicles were not noticed underneath. Because of this, I think the surgery was to remove, or reduce the size, of the clitoris to prevent any discomfort or infections from blockage while urinating.
Many times, these horses also have an overabundance of hormones, which could explain why the horse would get 'excited' around mares.

11-29-2007, 01:36 PM	#16
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	At least I get along with my neighbors. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-29-2007, 01:57 PM	#18
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	it's not the size of the package that matters, but how you ride the hobby horse. __________________

11-29-2007, 02:48 PM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	An hermaphrodite pony shacking up with a donkey and Shawnee & Zen as punpals... Good thing or a sign that the end is coming? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-29-2007, 02:52 PM	#23
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	BRB - off to buy canned food and bottled water __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-29-2007, 03:18 PM	#25
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	According to 28 Days Later, London's water is cut off in cases of zombie attack. I expect it to be the same in case when dangerous puns attack. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-29-2007, 01:39 PM	#17
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	he must of had a really small package, most of those miniature horses are hung pretty well

11-29-2007, 02:50 PM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I would be frightened. Very, very frightened.

11-29-2007, 11:59 PM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A few extra thoughts about the pony: 1. Does it have the same hair stylist as John bon Jovi? 2. The original owners raised it as a mare for 12 years, despite the fact that it had both male and female genitals. I'm not a horse expert, but I've seen a fair number, and a horse's dick is fairly hard to not notice. Ok, I guess with the pony it might not be quite so big, and being under a lower animal would make it less conspicuous, but still, surely some time in 12 years the owners must have noticed: "Oohhh look, Amy's got a hard-on!" Were they blind or what? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-30-2007, 10:16 AM	#28
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What I don't get is how 'raising it like a mare' is so much different than 'raising it like a stallion.' I mean, did they give it dolls to play with or something?

12-02-2007, 12:03 AM	#30
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	I would be interested to see how their medical tests wind up. I suspect, if the horse actually was a stallion, that the 'surgery' was to remove the testicles. However, most hermaphoditic horses are mares with an enlarged clitoris which can look like a penis poking out the back of a mare's vulva. This would explain why a sheath, penis and testicles were not noticed underneath. Because of this, I think the surgery was to remove, or reduce the size, of the clitoris to prevent any discomfort or infections from blockage while urinating. Many times, these horses also have an overabundance of hormones, which could explain why the horse would get 'excited' around mares. __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

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