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Old 01-08-2011, 04:38 PM   #31
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Chicken Little has had experience with this sort of thing...
Not to worry, unless you start seeing Foxy Loxy sneaking about.
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Old 01-08-2011, 05:32 PM   #32
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They're reporting 8,000 doves have died in Italy.
This is what it sounds like when doves die.
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Old 01-12-2011, 05:20 AM   #33
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Cindy Jacobs, a "respected prophet," says birds and fish may be dying off en masse because of the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell. In other words: buttsecks kills.

"From Pokemon cards and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, to Marilyn Manson and psychic hotlines, this nation is under siege," she warns in her new book.
Hear the prophet speak on video at http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/10...ng-the-my.html

Gets awesome at about 50 seconds in.
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Old 01-12-2011, 06:41 AM   #34
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That gives me a triple rainbow smile.
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Old 01-12-2011, 07:24 AM   #35
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Where'd she get that awesome necklace? And awesome purple/leopard/shiny jacket?

Me wantee.
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Old 01-12-2011, 09:24 AM   #36
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Was that a parody? I couldn't be sure.
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:22 PM   #37
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Sadly, I don't think it was...
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Old 01-13-2011, 04:26 AM   #38
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Necklace? She just doesn't know how to use anal beads.

Seriously, though, the rambling "pattern" she sees looks very much like the symptoms of a mental illness.
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Old 01-13-2011, 09:20 AM   #39
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Not mental illness, she just realizes that to her core audience, it doesn't matter if she says anything rational.
Wing it, baby, it's a living.
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:10 PM   #40
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Dead blackbirds fall again in Ark. town where thousands fell from sky last year
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Thousands of dead blackbirds rained down on a town in central Arkansas last New Year's Eve after revelers set off fireworks that spooked them from their roost, and officials were reporting a similar occurrence Saturday as 2012 approached.

Officer John Weeks said the first reports of "birds on the streets" came around 7 p.m. as residents celebrated the year's end with fireworks in their neighborhoods.

"We started shutting down fireworks," he said. "We're working on cleaning up the birds now."

He said police were working with animal control workers and others to remove the birds and determine a death count.

"We're not sure if they're going to continue to fall throughout the night. I can't tell you," Weeks said.

Scientists say the loud cracks and booms from celebratory fireworks likely sent the birds into such a tizzy that they crashed into homes, cars and each other before plummeting to their deaths last New Year's Eve.

The birds landed on roofs, sidewalks, streets and fields.
One struck a woman walking her dog. Another hit a police cruiser.
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:42 PM   #41
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I was sitting RIGHT Here !!
That wernt ME Ofsifer I swear it !!!
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Old 01-05-2012, 07:44 PM   #42
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Why do fireworks kill birds there, but not everywhere else?
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Old 01-05-2012, 08:26 PM   #43
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it depends how you lead the birds
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