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Old 02-10-2018, 11:04 PM   #1
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Girl Scout Cookies

I read about a Girl Scout selling hundreds of boxes outside a pot store in CA on Superbowl Sunday. The Girl Scout Council wanted to know who it was to admonish her for selling cookies in a commercial district.
This is complete bullshit since, one, a scout selling that many boxes should be easy to find, and two every supermarket around here has a table with Scouts selling cookies outside the door at some time or other.

Anywho, not all GS cookies are created equally.
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:49 AM   #2
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...WHAT? Those two Thin Mints are nothing alike, let alone the Smores. Why are they not having their subcontractors create the same product?
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:43 AM   #3
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It's weird, we used to get Samoas but now we get Caramel Delights. I figured the scouts had copyright to all the cookies but maybe not.
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:58 AM   #4
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Still waiting for 2035 and the formation of the Other-Gendered Scouts
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:06 AM   #5
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Boy Scouts already accept all genders. At least some Girl Scout troops accept transgender girls. No need to wait til 2035.
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:07 AM   #6
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Would that get your cookies off?
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Old 02-11-2018, 11:24 AM   #7
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It's good, because the quality of a troop is so tied to its leadership. This allows girls to escape a bad Girl Scout troop to an excellent Boy Scout troop, or vice versa. Or, quality aside, if a Girl Scout troop is more aligned with making stuff, attending Maker Faires, and the Boy Scout Troop more aligned with high adventure, scouts can join the troop more aligned with their interests.
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Old 02-13-2018, 04:06 PM   #8
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I thought I remembered the Girl Scout cookies being baked by Nabisco.
The I happened to stumble on a short film of two girl scouts calling on porn star John Holmes (Jonny Wadd) and sure enough the cookies had the Nabisco label in the corner on the front of the box.

Here's the proof. Do not click~NSFW~NSFNicePeople~Disgusting~Terrible~Causes swelling and Fever.

http://www.xnxx.com/video-dujkn84/vi...nd_girl_scouts

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Old 02-13-2018, 04:47 PM   #9
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Chips Ahoy.

And, oh God, that music.
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Old 02-18-2018, 01:43 PM   #10
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I read about a Girl Scout selling hundreds of boxes outside a pot store in CA on Superbowl Sunday. The Girl Scout Council wanted to know who it was to admonish her for selling cookies in a commercial district.
This is complete bullshit since, one, a scout selling that many boxes should be easy to find, and two every supermarket around here has a table with Scouts selling cookies outside the door at some time or other.

Anywho, not all GS cookies are created equally.
Bought a box of Thin Mints outside a local grocery store yesterday. Glad I'm in Little Brownie Bakers country - the cookies by the other baker don't look nearly as appetizing.
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Old 02-18-2018, 09:29 PM   #11
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Right, except for the S'mores Little Brownie Bakers wins.
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Old 02-19-2018, 12:11 PM   #12
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I thought they had changed the name of Samoas due to some misguided PC Bullshite. Now I realize it's just the commies in my region choosing to distribute inferior cookies to save a thin dime. probably the same jerks that came up with the beverage tax.
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Old 03-18-2018, 05:20 PM   #13
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Extend the cookie season on Amazon...
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