The Cellar: A Guided Tour

lumberjim · 01-30-2009, 02:52 PM

If you're new and want to read some recommended threads, we'll give you our personal favorites.

I'll just do 5 quick ones as an example:

1. The Humor thread. full of funny jokes and stories we've been collecting

2. The RFN Thread. pictures of dwellars in the moment. Right Fucking Now

3. The WTF thread. things that make you say 'What the....?"

4. answers. to your questions about this site

5. Cock. why we say cock so much

classicman · 01-30-2009, 03:04 PM

Excellent - somewhere we can direct new people or those who want to check the place out a bit. Very good idea.

SteveDallas · 01-30-2009, 03:17 PM

That's a good start... we also need links to a place where they can get bullied, and another where they can be insulted and run off for the heinous crime of being newbies.

DanaC · 01-30-2009, 04:08 PM

Where could we direct them to, where they can innocently espouse their most dearly held beliefs and have them shredded and doused in ketchup? Anywhere in the Philosphy forum?

monster · 01-30-2009, 05:16 PM

The Bacon thread needs mentioning.

Cicero · 01-30-2009, 05:28 PM

Whale Penis anyone?

lumberjim · 01-30-2009, 05:28 PM

so mention it

Elspode · 01-30-2009, 05:41 PM

Cellar Tag Lines.

What Do You Look Like RFN?

Tip Jar

Clodfobble · 01-30-2009, 06:04 PM

It's not very "guided" if you don't give links, 'spode.

zenarchist.swordsman · 01-30-2009, 06:33 PM

Journal Entry, Chaos 30, YOLD 3175:

Late Afternoon. Having observed the tribal territory marker I have found in the jungle (large rock in clearing with inset cellar-door, see previous Journal entry), I have discovered a strange text inscribed into the rock near the doorway. The runes seem faintly familiar to me, and best of all the Holy FIVE is inscribed next to the last line of text. This is surely a sign from the Holy Mother. I shall have one of the Tengu fly back to port to deliver this news to the Academy. If only they could avoid the dreaded Pterodactyls long enough to do some high altitude scouting, I'm sure I would find the rest of the Safari in no time.

Well, nothing to do now but wait. I shall sit in meditation until I am required to Act.

*OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

Griff · 01-30-2009, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Whale Penis anyone?

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=1259

monster · 01-30-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Whale Penis anyone?

I'll take a turn, but please clean it before passing it on....

classicman · 01-30-2009, 08:35 PM

..and don't forget protection

Elspode · 01-30-2009, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

It's not very "guided" if you don't give links, 'spode.

God helps those who help themselves. Besides, why should the blind lead the blind?

Sundae · 02-08-2009, 07:14 AM

In the country of the blind, the jap-eyed whale is king.

01-30-2009, 02:52 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	The Cellar: A Guided Tour If you're new and want to read some recommended threads, we'll give you our personal favorites. I'll just do 5 quick ones as an example: 1. The Humor thread. full of funny jokes and stories we've been collecting 2. The RFN Thread. pictures of dwellars in the moment. Right Fucking Now 3. The WTF thread. things that make you say 'What the....?" 4. answers. to your questions about this site 5. Cock. why we say cock so much __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-30-2009, 03:04 PM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Excellent - somewhere we can direct new people or those who want to check the place out a bit. Very good idea. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-30-2009, 05:16 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Bacon thread needs mentioning. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-30-2009, 05:28 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Whale Penis anyone? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-30-2009, 05:28 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so mention it __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-30-2009, 03:17 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	That's a good start... we also need links to a place where they can get bullied, and another where they can be insulted and run off for the heinous crime of being newbies.

01-30-2009, 04:08 PM	#4
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Where could we direct them to, where they can innocently espouse their most dearly held beliefs and have them shredded and doused in ketchup? Anywhere in the Philosphy forum?

01-30-2009, 05:41 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Cellar Tag Lines. What Do You Look Like RFN? Tip Jar __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-30-2009, 06:04 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's not very "guided" if you don't give links, 'spode. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

01-30-2009, 06:33 PM	#10
zenarchist.swordsman Provocateur Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Oregon Posts: 9	Journal Entry, Chaos 30, YOLD 3175: Late Afternoon. Having observed the tribal territory marker I have found in the jungle (large rock in clearing with inset cellar-door, see previous Journal entry), I have discovered a strange text inscribed into the rock near the doorway. The runes seem faintly familiar to me, and best of all the Holy FIVE is inscribed next to the last line of text. This is surely a sign from the Holy Mother. I shall have one of the Tengu fly back to port to deliver this news to the Academy. If only they could avoid the dreaded Pterodactyls long enough to do some high altitude scouting, I'm sure I would find the rest of the Safari in no time. Well, nothing to do now but wait. I shall sit in meditation until I am required to Act. OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

01-30-2009, 08:35 PM	#13
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	..and don't forget protection __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-08-2009, 07:14 AM	#15
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	In the country of the blind, the jap-eyed whale is king. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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