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Happy Monkey · 02-05-2019, 11:02 AM

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This is the killers mug shot, I wonder who hit him? Her?

Arresting officer(s)?

He is a cop killer, ain't he?

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV.

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

Happy Monkey · 02-05-2019, 11:24 AM

Depends on when the window was actually broken. If it was already broken before the additional cops came on the scene, then she may have hit him in a struggle. If after, then he may well have "walked into a door". It's also possible that he is as profoundly stupid as the given explanation, but that would also require that the other two also be that stupid, and for there to be an innocent reason for them to be well outside the assigned patrol area with a non-service weapon.

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

That sounds kinda like 'walked into a door', doesn't it?

"Nice face you got there. Be a shame if sumpin' 'appened to it, now, wouldn't it?"

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 12:06 PM

I was trying to come up with the old Irish Sunglasses bit...

Bu the fella doesn't really look Irish...

tw · 02-05-2019, 08:23 PM

Jerry Sandusky filed extensive appeals to have his sexual child abuse charges retried. Courts rejected all but will consider resentencing Sandusky.

Meanwhile Sandusky's 41 year old adopted son just pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse. Is this a weird coincidence or just something that should be expected (due to untold stories)?

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2019, 11:15 PM

Resentencing? OK, give him another 50 years.

Gravdigr · 02-06-2019, 07:33 AM

Don't fuck with Colorado joggers.

Dude was jogging, and was attacked from behind by a mountain lion. So, what did he do?

He strangled it to death with his bare hands.

Like ya do.

Ok, it was a juvenile mountain lion...You wanna give it a try, it's a juvie puma, after all?

Ima pass, thx.

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

tw · 02-06-2019, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet.

Kill it and cook it. Survival skills.

Gravdigr · 02-06-2019, 09:24 AM

That's a talent, cooking your meal on the weapon with which ya killed it.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-06-2019, 10:20 PM

Only if it's a Swiss Army frying pan.

Carruthers · 02-13-2019, 09:19 AM

My recollection of the Aberdeen Press & Journal is that it was never in line for a Pulitzer Prize. Read on...

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Tractor with a three-legged dog on board causes £120,000 worth of damage by smashing into a north-east house at 4am

A bungling farm worker caused more than £120,000 worth of damage after smashing into a sheltered housing complex.

Gregor Durno crashed the JCB tractor and then drove it home – leaving a trail of rubble behind him, taking police right to his door.

Durno had two friends – and a three-legged collie – in the tractor cab when he crashed into the building in Buckie on February 18 last year.

At Elgin Sheriff Court yesterday, the 31-year-old admitted a charge of dangerous driving.

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Sheriff Gary Aitken told the father, who has a previous conviction for dangerous driving from 2007, it was only “good fortune” that nobody was killed in the terrifying incident.

Fiscal depute Alex Swain described the driver swerving into the opposing carriageway as he drove along the route at about 4am.

Durno continued to drive at “excessive speed” through Buckie before eventually losing control on Land Street and smashing into the building.

Locals reported hearing a “loud bang” while residents inside who were awoken by the impact reported seeing a “large wheel” inside their home.

Miss Swain said: “The wall to the bathroom of the property was completely destroyed and significant damage was also caused to the area around the front door.

“The impact was such that there was also damage to the rear of the building and the communal stairwell to the first floor had actually shifted.”

Durno’s two passengers fled the scene on foot before he drove home – leaving a one-mile trail of rubble and broken parts from the tractor for police to follow.

When officers arrived at the farm property they saw blood on the windscreen of the damaged JCB.

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Gravdigr · 02-13-2019, 09:25 AM

Driving a back-hoe at excessive speed.

Gravdigr · 02-14-2019, 09:10 AM

Welp, Bill Cosby done lost his damn mind.

Says he's a 'political prisoner' along the lines of Ghandi, MLKJr, and Nelson Mandela.

02-05-2019, 11:02 AM	#4006
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	According to this article, he slammed his head into a police SUV. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-05-2019, 11:24 AM	#4009
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Depends on when the window was actually broken. If it was already broken before the additional cops came on the scene, then she may have hit him in a struggle. If after, then he may well have "walked into a door". It's also possible that he is as profoundly stupid as the given explanation, but that would also require that the other two also be that stupid, and for there to be an innocent reason for them to be well outside the assigned patrol area with a non-service weapon. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

02-05-2019, 12:06 PM	#4011
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I was trying to come up with the old Irish Sunglasses bit... Bu the fella doesn't really look Irish... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2019, 11:15 PM	#4013
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Resentencing? OK, give him another 50 years. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-06-2019, 07:33 AM	#4014
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Don't fuck with Colorado joggers. Dude was jogging, and was attacked from behind by a mountain lion. So, what did he do? He strangled it to death with his bare hands. Like ya do. Ok, it was a juvenile mountain lion...You wanna give it a try, it's a juvie puma, after all? Ima pass, thx. This reminds me of the camper who fought off, and I think killed, a mountain lion, with a skillet. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2019, 08:23 PM	#4012
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Jerry Sandusky filed extensive appeals to have his sexual child abuse charges retried. Courts rejected all but will consider resentencing Sandusky. Meanwhile Sandusky's 41 year old adopted son just pleaded guilty to child sexual abuse. Is this a weird coincidence or just something that should be expected (due to untold stories)?

02-06-2019, 09:24 AM	#4016
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That's a talent, cooking your meal on the weapon with which ya killed it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-06-2019, 10:20 PM	#4017
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Only if it's a Swiss Army frying pan. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-13-2019, 09:25 AM	#4019
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Driving a back-hoe at excessive speed. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2019, 09:10 AM	#4020
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Welp, Bill Cosby done lost his damn mind. Says he's a 'political prisoner' along the lines of Ghandi, MLKJr, and Nelson Mandela. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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