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Old 12-14-2015, 02:03 PM   #1246
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The bedroom is for bonding, sex, and intimacy—not watching TV. Also, no answering phones if they ring during sex!”
Shit... Wish I knew about this 30 years ago.
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Old 01-02-2016, 04:40 PM   #1247
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Old 01-02-2016, 11:16 PM   #1248
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Awww, too bad Digr, here's a little mood music while you hope for a reversal of fortune.

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Old 01-03-2016, 11:58 AM   #1249
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Nooo.....No peg. No peeeegg!!
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Old 01-03-2016, 07:41 PM   #1250
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What is this sex ya'll speak of?
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Old 01-10-2016, 01:33 PM   #1251
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Play your cards right and you too can find out:

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Old 01-20-2016, 02:00 PM   #1252
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Old 01-20-2016, 02:01 PM   #1253
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Dude,

Giving head, you're doing it wrong, really, really wrong.
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Old 07-23-2016, 02:12 PM   #1254
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WTF, Chamicka?!

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Old 08-27-2016, 06:26 PM   #1255
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Well at least Chamicka isn't a teaser.
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Old 08-28-2016, 07:24 AM   #1256
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Ha! Typo in the last line or really odd wording...


Or my eyes seeing "for" not "far"
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Old 05-16-2017, 10:21 PM   #1257
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Sexual congress has been going on forever of course but the slang for it has changed...

1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
4. Play at couch quail (1521)
5. Ride below the crupper (1578)
6. Board a land carrack (1604)
7. Fadoodling (1611)
8. Put the devil into hell (1616)
9. Night physic (1621)
10. Princum-prancum (1630)
11. Culbatizing exercise (1653)
12. Join paunches (1656)
13. Dance the Paphian jig (1656)
14. Play at tray trip of a die (1660)
15. Dance Barnaby (1664)
16. Shot twixt wind and water (1665)
17. Play at rantum-scantum (1667)
18. Blow off the groundsills (1674)
19. Play hey gammer cook (1674)
20. Join giblets (1680)
21. Play at rumpscuttle and clapperdepouch (1684)
22. Lerricompoop (1694)
23. Ride a dragon upon St. George (1698)
24. Houghmagandy (1700)
25. Pogue the hone (1719)
26. Make feet for children’s stockings (1785)
27. Dance the kipples (1796)
28. Have one’s corn ground (1800)
29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
30. Arrive at the end of the sentimental journey (1896)
31. Get one’s ashes hauled (1910)
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Old 05-17-2017, 01:17 PM   #1258
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#s 16, and 28.

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Old 06-26-2017, 02:31 AM   #1259
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It seems like people keep trying to bring this thread back, without any luck. Anyone want to get things going again here? I've been gone a few years, but I am no less perverted than I was.
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Old 06-26-2017, 02:35 AM   #1260
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I have a topic for discussion: sex after children. Did you go a long time after baby was born to start things up again? Or get right back to it?

In the years I've been away I've gotten married to my SO and had a child (now 4 years old). We basically went 2 years after she was born to get busy... Which was not fun. Anyone else have a similar experience?

I think part of the issue was breastfeeding.... I breastfeed for a year and hubs did not like it... I don't know if I'd go so far as to say he was "grossed out", but pretty close. Guys, what are your thoughts on sex if the lady is lactating?
Ladies, what are your thoughts on sex while lactating?
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