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Old 09-02-2011, 09:10 AM   #1
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September 2, 2011 Going for a Walk

Or, going for a run, as the case may be:


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Old 09-02-2011, 09:58 AM   #2
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I guess we know who's the bitch in that relationship...
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Old 09-02-2011, 10:24 AM   #3
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It's a dog-eat-dog leash world.

(sidebar: has anyone seen Modern Family? That show cracks me up. Among the funniest is the character Gloria, the much younger Columbian wife of Ed O'Neill's character. She always gets English wrong. When she said "It's a Doggy Dog world" I laughed my head off. Just tickled my funny bone. Probably because I know so many people who actually think the phrase is "doggy dog.")
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:49 AM   #4
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Oh Infi - I make myself laugh when I look at our Sky Plus list and see Heir Hunters.
I say to myself "Hair Hunters".

That passes for humour in my head. So Doggy Dog is Oscar Wilde...
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Old 09-02-2011, 11:59 AM   #5
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Another from Gloria:

"He scared the baby cheeses out of me!"
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:08 PM   #6
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I have to pee like a racist.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:11 PM   #7
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Don't worry, you got that phrase-worm in my head a long while back.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:15 PM   #8
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has anyone seen Modern Family? That show cracks me up.
Probably my favorite show right now. It's very good.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:20 PM   #9
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Well, now you went and started it:

I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down.

Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp"

"I don't have a long extensions span."

"L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!"

"That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."

"I need something to accentuate the pain."

"I can't even phantom that."

"I'm at a conjecture here."

"That is SO juvial."

"He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!"

Well, they're true.
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:21 PM   #10
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Probably my favorite show right now. It's very good.
It's so clever. Great writing.
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:54 PM   #11
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"That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."
Here's an osculating fan, that may or may not be ovulating. Either of 'em.
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Old 09-03-2011, 05:23 AM   #12
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Wow - cute nails.
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Old 09-03-2011, 05:30 AM   #13
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yeah, but that boy is teh ick.
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Old 09-03-2011, 05:32 AM   #14
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Boy?
She kissed a girl and she liked it.
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Old 09-03-2011, 08:31 AM   #15
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Well, now you went and started it:

I've been keeping a list of misused words my friend uses. She's not dumb...she just uses the wrong words, or words that aren't even words, so much that I've taken to writing them down.

Discussing astrology: "My sister was born on the crisp. Right on the crisp"

"I don't have a long extensions span."

"L showed me how it works! She drew a diaphragm!"

"That fan is nice. It ovulates and moves air around."

"I need something to accentuate the pain."

"I can't even phantom that."

"I'm at a conjecture here."

"That is SO juvial."

"He gave him a Browns shirt. It's a momentum!"

Well, they're true.
OMG, you have a Juan, too?!

Our list is much longer, but... those are quality, right there.

I want to introduce them to each other! Can you imagine the children.
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