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Old 01-06-2018, 09:39 PM   #1
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NSFW - help me with an insult

What's a really terrible thing you could be mocked with an achievement award for? Along the lines of "servicing your millionth customer at the brothel." The cruder, the better.
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Old 01-07-2018, 05:09 AM   #2
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Old 01-07-2018, 06:52 AM   #3
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Excellent! More, please!
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Old 01-07-2018, 09:40 AM   #4
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:27 PM   #5
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Old 01-07-2018, 01:29 PM   #6
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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

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Old 01-07-2018, 02:20 PM   #7
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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

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I would take that as a compliment.
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:27 PM   #8
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I was thinking something more toxic.
You "Sir or Madam" are living proof of rectal conception. Or words to that effect.
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:36 PM   #9
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:38 PM   #10
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Producing a fart of such amplitude that it is mistaken for a solar flare.

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Musta lit it.
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:41 PM   #11
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Old 01-07-2018, 02:47 PM   #12
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Old 01-07-2018, 03:03 PM   #13
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