Haiku Cellar Story

monster · 05-21-2011, 05:10 PM

Write haiku or two
To continue the story
I'll get you started.

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Punny Footfootfoot
Said to Infinite Monkey:
Is that a dolphin?

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 08:08 PM

in your pocket or
are you just glad to see me?
then the nun fainted.

It's a #$%&ing shark
killed me on nine eleven
insensitive bitch.

footfootfoot · 05-21-2011, 09:30 PM

eighty five percent
of top dwellars' posts result
in failure to follow the simplest of instructions or stay on topic for even four posts before devolving the thread into hollow comedy, thread drift, name calling, or references to aquatic mammalian genitalia you fuckers, I'm telling mr understoat.

love supernumerary foot

ZenGum · 05-21-2011, 10:14 PM

what should we do with
this ass hat on a treadmill?
butt-fuck in the mouth!

monster · 05-23-2011, 07:49 AM

mr footfootfoot
is sent to cellargarten
to learn to play nice

meanwhile, back on board
Sundae baked a cellar cake
with bacon. And sharks.

Glinda · 05-23-2011, 01:12 PM

Not too much to ask
For a shark with a laser
on its head, is it?

monster · 05-23-2011, 01:15 PM

Does the shark cut holes
in boat hulls with the laser?
Do dolphins do that?

footfootfoot · 05-23-2011, 02:33 PM

Dolphins, sharks, et al
dwellars of the deep blue sea
know rules? no, not me.

monster · 05-24-2011, 08:33 AM

The cellar is deep
And full of sharks but all the
dolphins got raptured

They said "So Long, and
Thanks for all the fish ....MORANS"
(Adams missed that bit)

05-21-2011, 05:10 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Haiku Cellar Story Write haiku or two To continue the story I'll get you started. --- Punny Footfootfoot Said to Infinite Monkey: Is that a dolphin? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-21-2011, 08:08 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? then the nun fainted. It's a #$%&ing shark killed me on nine eleven insensitive bitch. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-21-2011, 09:30 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	eighty five percent of top dwellars' posts result in failure to follow the simplest of instructions or stay on topic for even four posts before devolving the thread into hollow comedy, thread drift, name calling, or references to aquatic mammalian genitalia you fuckers, I'm telling mr understoat. love supernumerary foot __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-21-2011, 10:14 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	what should we do with this ass hat on a treadmill? butt-fuck in the mouth! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-23-2011, 07:49 AM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	mr footfootfoot is sent to cellargarten to learn to play nice meanwhile, back on board Sundae baked a cellar cake with bacon. And sharks. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-23-2011, 01:12 PM	#6
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Not too much to ask For a shark with a laser on its head, is it?

05-23-2011, 01:15 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Does the shark cut holes in boat hulls with the laser? Do dolphins do that? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-23-2011, 02:33 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Dolphins, sharks, et al dwellars of the deep blue sea know rules? no, not me. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-24-2011, 08:33 AM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The cellar is deep And full of sharks but all the dolphins got raptured They said "So Long, and Thanks for all the fish ....MORANS" (Adams missed that bit) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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