Oct 9, 2009: Micro Bacon

xoxoxoBruce · 10-09-2009, 01:26 AM

These Micro Pigs being, oh-so-cute, have been all over the net this week.
Well I'm just incensed, how dare they! This in the Cellar, and all your pigs belong to us.
We have tradition to uphold, territory to defend, precedence up the ying yang.

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With their wrinkled little snouts, tiny trotters and oversized ears, they are irresistibly cute. But while these micro pigs may be minuscule, their price tag is anything but. In exchange for up to £700, owners take home a pet which weighs just 9oz at birth and is the size of a tea cup.
Two years later the pigs are fully grown - but still only weigh up to 65lb and stand at around 14in tall.

Now having claimed ownership of all things piggy cute, I've made arrangements with the law, to protect our drove of pigs.

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ZenGum · 10-09-2009, 02:34 AM

That cat is clearly thinking "This comes from your side of the family, George!"

JuancoRocks · 10-09-2009, 03:20 AM

Snacks on the hoove........

Now and later.......

Antimatter · 10-09-2009, 05:18 AM

I completely fail to see the idea in breeding pigs that produce only minuscule amounts of bacon

capnhowdy · 10-09-2009, 07:10 AM

They'll most likely be benched on race day too. I say we go ahead and eat the little bastards while they're exceptionally young and tender.

....starts scrounging for firewood........

Griff · 10-09-2009, 07:38 AM

They' fit nicely inside a roast duck.

spudcon · 10-09-2009, 07:58 AM

Wouldn't their cooked nostrils go well as a replacement for an olive in a martini?

dar512 · 10-09-2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

They' fit nicely inside a roast duck.

pigducken?

newtimer · 10-09-2009, 11:00 AM

A haiku in honor of the minipigs:

Herd of mini swine.
Convenient kebab size
In my crisper drawer.

blueboy56 · 10-09-2009, 12:25 PM

Would that be SPAMINI, SPUMONI or Ragatiny?

TheDaVinciChode · 10-09-2009, 12:50 PM

The perfect bacon compliment to this: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21122

(See post "10," from that link, for details!)

Delicious!

Queen of the Ryche · 10-09-2009, 02:49 PM

Can I have the skin for gloves when y'all are done eatin' em? (Inside out - fur for warmth, leather for ruggedness...)

Warren Peas · 10-09-2009, 05:57 PM

The unspoken question. Do you eat them all at once?

monster · 10-09-2009, 10:18 PM

They're all spotty. RUN! it's SWINE FLU!

wolf · 10-09-2009, 10:35 PM

That there's a good start on a portable BLT. What a business opportunity. Puts me in mind of the Apartment Cows we wanted to breed in college. Just big enough for a cheese steak, you see.

A 65 pound, full grown pig is still a full grown pig.

There will be as much regret for purchasing one of these mutants as there was for those cute, little pot-bellied pigs that turned into 200+ pound hogs that menaced their owners and the surrounding community.

They are not all "Some Pig."

10-09-2009, 02:34 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That cat is clearly thinking "This comes from your side of the family, George!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-09-2009, 03:20 AM	#3
JuancoRocks Sir Post-A-Lot Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Paradise Valley, Arizona Posts: 437	Snacks on the hoove........ Now and later....... __________________ "That's just like your opinion man"

10-09-2009, 07:10 AM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	They'll most likely be benched on race day too. I say we go ahead and eat the little bastards while they're exceptionally young and tender. ....starts scrounging for firewood........ __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-09-2009, 07:38 AM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	They' fit nicely inside a roast duck. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-09-2009, 07:58 AM	#7
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Wouldn't their cooked nostrils go well as a replacement for an olive in a martini? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-09-2009, 05:18 AM	#4
Antimatter Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Posts: 68	I completely fail to see the idea in breeding pigs that produce only minuscule amounts of bacon

10-09-2009, 11:00 AM	#9
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	A haiku in honor of the minipigs: Herd of mini swine. Convenient kebab size In my crisper drawer.

10-09-2009, 12:25 PM	#10
blueboy56 Master Locutor Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 151	Would that be SPAMINI, SPUMONI or Ragatiny?

10-09-2009, 12:50 PM	#11
TheDaVinciChode Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 339	The perfect bacon compliment to this: http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=21122 (See post "10," from that link, for details!) Delicious! __________________ "O' Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done;" "The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;" - Walt Whitman / Leaves Of Grass.

10-09-2009, 02:49 PM	#12
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Can I have the skin for gloves when y'all are done eatin' em? (Inside out - fur for warmth, leather for ruggedness...) __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

10-09-2009, 05:57 PM	#13
Warren Peas Dog O'Nine Tails Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 20	The unspoken question. Do you eat them all at once?

10-09-2009, 10:18 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	They're all spotty. RUN! it's SWINE FLU! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-09-2009, 10:35 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That there's a good start on a portable BLT. What a business opportunity. Puts me in mind of the Apartment Cows we wanted to breed in college. Just big enough for a cheese steak, you see. A 65 pound, full grown pig is still a full grown pig. There will be as much regret for purchasing one of these mutants as there was for those cute, little pot-bellied pigs that turned into 200+ pound hogs that menaced their owners and the surrounding community. They are not all "Some Pig." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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