What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 321

monster · 01-16-2013, 10:06 AM

Sorry, Sundae, but it reminded me of this:

I suggest you fart in her general direction.

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 10:10 AM

I was reading a book recently...have no idea which one I've been reading like a crazy person for a few months now. But the guy was saying he'd quit drinking and had started to emit a smell.

Maybe I read it in an article, but I think it was in a book.

Sundae · 01-16-2013, 10:37 AM

Awwww.
I feel a bit bad for lambasting my Mum now.
But it did irritate me at the time.

Thanks for the advice and the levity, people.

Lola Bunny · 01-16-2013, 10:42 AM

Sundae, your mom sounds like my mom, so I know exactly how you feel. I'm not my worse critic, my mom is. :-/

Sundae · 01-16-2013, 11:07 AM

Reading Amy Tan's books really rang a bell for me. I know you're not Chinese, neither am I.
But it's like Mum had to be hard on me to keep evil away.

When I write my bestselling book, you can be my consultant. Bri is already on board, so the split is at least three ways. As long as you can deal with that it's fine. Oh and I think we'll let you do the talk shows. Because you're so damned pretty.

Clodfobble · 01-16-2013, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I agree with clodfobble, but not in a fawning, sycophantic way.

As if. You know you fawn like a sycophant when no one is looking.

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 11:09 AM

Ha! No, he fawns all the time all over the place, don't much matter none who's looking.

Have you met footfootfoot?

Trilby · 01-16-2013, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

As if. You know you fawn like a sycophant when no one is looking.

I was just gonna say that. he does nothing BUT fawn and sycophant all over yo' ass and dooood, it's like, soooooooo obvious.

infinite monkey · 01-16-2013, 11:33 AM

He's a fawner. He likes to fawn and phant. That's why we love him, amirite?

Lola Bunny · 01-16-2013, 12:05 PM

I say sorry quickly just to anyone. :-/ Why the hell do I keep apologizing to my friend's receptionist just cuz she feeling bitchy? Really? I am the doctor's friend and I am the patient. She should suck it up and give me some damn respect. Geez... I didn't want to argue with her and make my visits unfriendly and put my friend in a tough spot. Anyways, my friend told me not apologize anymore. Yes, I called her and complained some, hehe. As my sister reminded me, she's the receptionist, not my friend. I need stop being so nice. I used to bring her coffee everytime I stop by the office. Anyways, just getting things off my chest. :p

footfootfoot · 01-16-2013, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trilby

I was just gonna say that. he does nothing BUT fawn and sycophant all over yo' ass and dooood, it's like, soooooooo obvious.

Well there's the pot calling the kettle black.

footfootfoot · 01-16-2013, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

He's a fawner. He likes to fawn and phant. That's why we love him, amirite?

urite, when urite, urite. amirite?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-16-2013, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

I say sorry quickly just to anyone. :-/ Why the hell do I keep apologizing to my friend's receptionist just cuz she feeling bitchy? Really? I am the doctor's friend and I am the patient. She should suck it up and give me some damn respect. Geez... I didn't want to argue with her and make my visits unfriendly and put my friend in a tough spot. Anyways, my friend told me not apologize anymore. Yes, I called her and complained some, hehe. As my sister reminded me, she's the receptionist, not my friend. I need stop being so nice. I used to bring her coffee everytime I stop by the office. Anyways, just getting things off my chest. :p

Change it to, "Sorry to hear that." Then, "Sorry to hear... that." Then, "Sorry to hear." Then, "Sorry to HEAR." Then, "Shut the fuck up."

Trilby · 01-17-2013, 06:27 AM

Hey! Who do I fawn and sync over?

Nobody since the Backstreet Boys broke my heart.

I don't fawn, jawn! I'm jes' tryin' to get by de best ways I knows how ta.

Big Sarge · 01-17-2013, 06:55 AM

your mom might be your worst critic, but try to get along and enjoy your time with them. i miss my momma. she used to drive me nuts, but if i could just see her one more time. she never knew i made it home from iraq

01-16-2013, 10:06 AM	#4801
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Sorry, Sundae, but it reminded me of this: I suggest you fart in her general direction. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2013, 10:37 AM	#4803
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Awwww. I feel a bit bad for lambasting my Mum now. But it did irritate me at the time. Thanks for the advice and the levity, people. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2013, 11:07 AM	#4805
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Reading Amy Tan's books really rang a bell for me. I know you're not Chinese, neither am I. But it's like Mum *had* to be hard on me to keep evil away. When I write my bestselling book, you can be my consultant. Bri is already on board, so the split is at least three ways. As long as you can deal with that it's fine. Oh and I think we'll let you do the talk shows. Because you're so damned pretty. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-17-2013, 06:27 AM	#4814
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hey! Who do I fawn and sync over? Nobody since the Backstreet Boys broke my heart. I don't fawn, jawn! I'm jes' tryin' to get by de best ways I knows how ta. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-17-2013, 06:55 AM	#4815
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	your mom might be your worst critic, but try to get along and enjoy your time with them. i miss my momma. she used to drive me nuts, but if i could just see her one more time. she never knew i made it home from iraq __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

01-16-2013, 10:10 AM	#4802
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was reading a book recently...have no idea which one I've been reading like a crazy person for a few months now. But the guy was saying he'd quit drinking and had started to emit a smell. Maybe I read it in an article, but I think it was in a book.

01-16-2013, 10:42 AM	#4804
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Sundae, your mom sounds like my mom, so I know exactly how you feel. I'm not my worse critic, my mom is. :-/

01-16-2013, 11:09 AM	#4807
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Ha! No, he fawns all the time all over the place, don't much matter none who's looking. Have you met footfootfoot?

01-16-2013, 11:33 AM	#4809
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	He's a fawner. He likes to fawn and phant. That's why we love him, amirite?

01-16-2013, 12:05 PM	#4810
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I say sorry quickly just to anyone. :-/ Why the hell do I keep apologizing to my friend's receptionist just cuz she feeling bitchy? Really? I am the doctor's friend and I am the patient. She should suck it up and give me some damn respect. Geez... I didn't want to argue with her and make my visits unfriendly and put my friend in a tough spot. Anyways, my friend told me not apologize anymore. Yes, I called her and complained some, hehe. As my sister reminded me, she's the receptionist, not my friend. I need stop being so nice. I used to bring her coffee everytime I stop by the office. Anyways, just getting things off my chest. :p

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