Two lies and the truth

lumberjim · 04-26-2004, 07:46 PM

very simple. Put up two lies and something true. About you, preferrably. The only rules are that two statements must be false, and one true.

check it out:

I have a vast collection of designer boxer shorts.

I have a 34 different pairs of sneakers.

I listen to the sound track from Saturday Night Fever in my car.

smoothmoniker · 04-26-2004, 07:55 PM

lie = boxer short?

I get most of my news from Foxnews and Fark

I can read Greek, Hebrew, and some Aramaic

I make it a point to buy anything being sold by neighborhood children door-to-door.

Clodfobble · 04-26-2004, 07:57 PM

I guess the sneakers is the true one. Because... I can't say why, just because.

I was trained as an adolescent to speak in over a dozen accents.

I almost drowned when I was 12.

I drive a Honda Element.

Clodfobble · 04-26-2004, 08:00 PM

smoothmoniker, I guess that #2 is the true statement.

jinx · 04-26-2004, 08:08 PM

sm: 3 is true
cf: 2 is true

I have 13 piercings

I had a horse named Cheval as a girl

I like brussel sprouts

richlevy · 04-26-2004, 08:20 PM

I am the love child of G.W. Bush and Hillary Rodham.

I have Ann Coulters number on my speed dial, mainly for phone sex.

I was once bitten by a monkey.

Undertoad · 04-26-2004, 11:29 PM

One of my dogs is featured in a TV commercial that will go nationwide this summer

I single-handedly prevented a bad state bill from becoming law by getting the governor to veto it

I have over $20,000 in credit card debt

lumberjim · 04-27-2004, 12:08 AM

At 14, I passed out in the middle of the street in broad daylight because I was so drunk.

I lost my virginity when I was 14 yrs old.

When I was 14, I weighed 235 lbs.

boxers

smoothmoniker · 04-27-2004, 12:24 AM

ok, i played the game wrong. I told two truths and a lie (foxnews). I'll try to pay closer attention to the instructions from now on.

I was the marching band drum major in high school.

I was the captain of the chess team.

I once accepted $37 from friends and onlookers to drink a milk-based "leftovers" shake.

(you can never do anything important in life if you were popular in high school)

-sm

Katkeeper · 04-27-2004, 05:46 AM

I have 3 cats living with me at the present time.

One of the cats weighs 14 pounds.

I had a cat who did use the toilet.

DanaC · 04-27-2004, 07:34 AM

I have had several books published
I have never voted
I furnished my entire house for less than £2k

Hmm....I reckon you had a cat that used the toilet...

Katkeeper · 04-27-2004, 07:47 AM

Right. But he only used it once in desperation. He was an indoor-outdoor cat who never used kitty litter, and we had had a 2 foot snowfall that drifted in front of the doors so that he couldn't go out, and if he could, the ground was frozen. We prepared a box with torn newspaper for him which he sniffed at, rejected and then jumped up on the toliet and proceeded to pee into it. He never used it again.

Catwoman · 04-27-2004, 08:45 AM

DanaC - I reckon no 3 is true.

I was born on 4 July.

I have never eaten meat.

I have met HM the Queen.

Undertoad · 04-27-2004, 08:49 AM

(My true one is B - nobody cares to guess so not sure how this thing works)

Catwoman · 04-27-2004, 08:52 AM

what law was that?

04-26-2004, 07:46 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Two lies and the truth very simple. Put up two lies and something true. About you, preferrably. The only rules are that two statements must be false, and one true. check it out: I have a vast collection of designer boxer shorts. I have a 34 different pairs of sneakers. I listen to the sound track from Saturday Night Fever in my car. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-26-2004, 08:08 PM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	sm: 3 is true cf: 2 is true I have 13 piercings I had a horse named Cheval as a girl I like brussel sprouts __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-26-2004, 08:20 PM	#6
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I am the love child of G.W. Bush and Hillary Rodham. I have Ann Coulters number on my speed dial, mainly for phone sex. I was once bitten by a monkey. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-27-2004, 12:08 AM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	At 14, I passed out in the middle of the street in broad daylight because I was so drunk. I lost my virginity when I was 14 yrs old. When I was 14, I weighed 235 lbs. boxers __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-27-2004, 08:45 AM	#13
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	DanaC - I reckon no 3 is true. I was born on 4 July. I have never eaten meat. I have met HM the Queen. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

04-26-2004, 07:55 PM	#2
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	lie = boxer short? I get most of my news from Foxnews and Fark I can read Greek, Hebrew, and some Aramaic I make it a point to buy anything being sold by neighborhood children door-to-door.

04-26-2004, 07:57 PM	#3
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I guess the sneakers is the true one. Because... I can't say why, just because. I was trained as an adolescent to speak in over a dozen accents. I almost drowned when I was 12. I drive a Honda Element.

04-26-2004, 08:00 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	smoothmoniker, I guess that #2 is the true statement.

04-26-2004, 11:29 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	One of my dogs is featured in a TV commercial that will go nationwide this summer I single-handedly prevented a bad state bill from becoming law by getting the governor to veto it I have over $20,000 in credit card debt

04-27-2004, 12:24 AM	#9
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	ok, i played the game wrong. I told two truths and a lie (foxnews). I'll try to pay closer attention to the instructions from now on. I was the marching band drum major in high school. I was the captain of the chess team. I once accepted $37 from friends and onlookers to drink a milk-based "leftovers" shake. (you can never do anything important in life if you were popular in high school) -sm

04-27-2004, 05:46 AM	#10
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	I have 3 cats living with me at the present time. One of the cats weighs 14 pounds. I had a cat who did use the toilet.

04-27-2004, 07:34 AM	#11
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I have had several books published I have never voted I furnished my entire house for less than £2k Hmm....I reckon you had a cat that used the toilet...

04-27-2004, 07:47 AM	#12
Katkeeper Hoodoo Guru Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Mechanicsburg PA Posts: 296	Right. But he only used it once in desperation. He was an indoor-outdoor cat who never used kitty litter, and we had had a 2 foot snowfall that drifted in front of the doors so that he couldn't go out, and if he could, the ground was frozen. We prepared a box with torn newspaper for him which he sniffed at, rejected and then jumped up on the toliet and proceeded to pee into it. He never used it again.

04-27-2004, 08:49 AM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	(My true one is B - nobody cares to guess so not sure how this thing works)

04-27-2004, 08:52 AM	#15
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	what law was that? __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

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