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Old 10-23-2008, 07:11 PM   #1096
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I thought "wet" marked the spot?
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Old 10-23-2008, 11:16 PM   #1097
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Speaking of wet... housemate's gone for the weekend and I'm lonely... and horny... and I need a buddy for the weekend!
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Old 10-24-2008, 02:37 PM   #1098
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You single people are so demanding.
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And I am completely jealous.
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Old 10-25-2008, 12:28 AM   #1099
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-grins- Housemate returns Sunday evening... just in time for bed!!
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Old 10-27-2008, 07:36 PM   #1100
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hump.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:46 PM   #1101
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There was much humpage.
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:31 PM   #1102
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Hump Day isn't till tomorrow.
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Old 10-28-2008, 09:19 PM   #1103
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Just because it isn't OFFICIALLY Hump Day, doesn't mean there can't be humping!
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Old 10-28-2008, 11:44 PM   #1104
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When your partner's been away, any day they return is hump day.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:01 PM   #1105
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Exactly. And today IS Hump Day. So there will be more humping. Any of you girls have advice on sex in a hot tub? That seems to be our biggest issue right now :-(
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:56 PM   #1106
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Best advice is don't. Second best is go with a silicon based lube.
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Old 10-30-2008, 07:57 AM   #1107
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Hmmm. Well, sex in a hot tub is better than sex on a beach any day... Sand is NASTY!!!
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM   #1108
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Sand in your Vaseline.
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:19 PM   #1109
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Old 10-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #1110
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The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.
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