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Old 08-31-2017, 06:01 PM   #31
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nope nope nope but close enough. If I had shopping in the car and needed a quick turnaround to unload and then go back out with a child to some practice, and I was waiting at the lights round the corner, I would text abbreviations of the road names at the intersection to let them know where I was so they could be prepared to help unload then go.

The abbreviations were Pack Carp. Which sounded kind of fishy and so became FISH. So now it means "Incoming Shopping ...be ready!" (I don't shop lightly so there's usually lots and it sure as hell ain't gonna be my job to put it away.)
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Old 08-31-2017, 06:59 PM   #32
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Very good. We shall reward your mystery with a song ...

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Old 09-01-2017, 11:55 AM   #33
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That mystery was kinda fun.
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Old 09-01-2017, 12:28 PM   #34
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and kinda tough to figure
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Old 09-01-2017, 12:36 PM   #35
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I thought Clodfopple's was the best guess, considering.
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Old 09-01-2017, 03:55 PM   #36
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Yabbut it only came after several clues.
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:42 PM   #37
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Someone else's turn....
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:45 PM   #38
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(I used it again today, but the selfish bastard was sleeping so I had to rally the troop myself. )
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Old 09-01-2017, 06:46 PM   #39
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You need an app to sound an alarm.
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Old 09-02-2017, 03:32 PM   #40
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Someone else's turn....
Not my mystery, but...

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Mysterious Object Makes Waves On Rhode Island Beach
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:20 AM   #41
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Mystery Aircraft Confirmed Flying Over Oregon
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Old 02-19-2018, 01:58 PM   #42
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My Own Personal Mini-Mystery

So, there I am, minding my own binness...

I was reading the other night (Ralph Compton The Oregon Trail, if you must know), and I got dry-eyed and tired, so I put the book down and turned out the light. As I roll back over, "Wait, whut?"

There is something not right.

There is light coming outta my little Miller Lite bucket that I use for a trash can (because Miller Lite is garbage). Light. In the dark. Comin' outta m'trash.

I turned the light back on. Looked around in there for a minute, but, didn't find any answers. Light off. Faint greenish light coming outta m'trash.

I like hard candy when I'm reading. I have these faantaastic lollipops that I chop the sticks out of when I eat them. (What? I like lollipops, but, I ain't gay.) They're really good. Bubble gum flavor. Cotton candy flavor. Wild cherry. Blueberries & cream. Strawberry shortcake.

I now know some of those lollipops have sticks that glow in the dark. Why? I guess so ya can see the sucker suckers coming in the dark, Idk.

I cannot tell you how hard I was working there for a minute trying to figure out just what the hell I was experiencing. My brain was a-sizzle, fo' shizzle. I'm kinda concerned actually. I was pretty confused for a minute.

Glow-in-the-dark lollipop sticks...What will they think of next?
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Old 05-06-2018, 08:41 PM   #43
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I know this site astrology junction that fish means like pisces. Is that what you mean???Or do u mean that someone send u this messagee or did they get into your phone and did u send the message? Im confused, let me know so i give you the right opinion lol
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Old 05-06-2018, 10:25 PM   #44
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that mystery is over. read the whole thread.
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Old 10-10-2018, 02:20 AM   #45
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Here's a fresh mystery:

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No metal. Appears to be made of concrete, but feels like a soft foam. No barnacles.

What is it?

Here's the link, tell us what ya think.
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