"Your permanent record!" - Page 2

Cicero · 04-09-2008, 10:43 AM

Cellar crimes since 2002 xo!!

I wonder if UT has set up a statute of limitations for the cellar?

warch · 04-09-2008, 04:16 PM

Academic probation, 1.76.

Elspode · 04-09-2008, 07:42 PM

My permanent record shows me to be a supreme underachiever and profoundly average.

Also, it is apparently frowned upon to stick the little classroom flag in the pencil sharpener.

regular.joe · 04-09-2008, 10:19 PM

My permanant record was "destroyed in a fire".

xoxoxoBruce · 04-09-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by regular.joe

My permanant record was "destroyed in a suspicious fire".

zippyt · 04-09-2008, 10:56 PM

My SRB is SEALED !!!

footfootfoot · 04-20-2008, 07:54 PM

I was the only student [my physics teachers ever had] who used the words "blow up" and "experiment" interchangeably.

Truth.

Trilby · 04-20-2008, 08:37 PM

I wore heavy black eye-liner which implied (my nun-teacher told me) that I had drugs for sale. (the boy version of this was his having a bandana hanging out of his corduroy back pocket). Smoking in the bathroom, throwing pennies at the busdriver (she was such a biddie!), and refusing to sing during Mass.

04-09-2008, 10:43 AM	#16
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Cellar crimes since 2002 xo!! I wonder if UT has set up a statute of limitations for the cellar? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-09-2008, 07:42 PM	#18
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My permanent record shows me to be a supreme underachiever and profoundly average. Also, it is apparently frowned upon to stick the little classroom flag in the pencil sharpener. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-09-2008, 10:19 PM	#19
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	My permanant record was "destroyed in a fire". __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

04-09-2008, 10:56 PM	#21
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	My SRB is SEALED !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-20-2008, 07:54 PM	#22
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I was the only student [my physics teachers ever had] who used the words "blow up" and "experiment" interchangeably. Truth. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-09-2008, 04:16 PM	#17
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Academic probation, 1.76.

04-20-2008, 08:37 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wore heavy black eye-liner which implied (my nun-teacher told me) that I had drugs for sale. (the boy version of this was his having a bandana hanging out of his corduroy back pocket). Smoking in the bathroom, throwing pennies at the busdriver (she was such a biddie!), and refusing to sing during Mass. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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