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Old 03-30-2009, 03:35 PM   #1
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as a public service...

...i offer the following

do with it as you will

HA!

http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/...anonymous.html
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Old 03-30-2009, 03:49 PM   #2
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I like licking taint, and the girls liked it also.
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Old 03-30-2009, 04:38 PM   #3
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I'd love to know which teacher.. 8th grade English? College math? Unless it was human sexuality or medical school or something, I'd love to hear how the topic came up.
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Old 03-30-2009, 05:46 PM   #4
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'tis so!
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Old 03-30-2009, 06:10 PM   #5
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<~~~~ Still trying to figure out how this is a public service. Maybe he meant Pubic Service.
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Old 03-30-2009, 07:45 PM   #6
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bwahahahaha
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Old 03-31-2009, 09:20 AM   #7
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public service: this thread is a tidbit to all the taint lickers in the cellar who absolutely must let the world know of their predilection
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Old 04-01-2009, 09:59 PM   #8
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Taint = perineum

taint licking = perinealingis

And I say again, 'tis so!!!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:26 AM   #9
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Who really needs to know what they call it...just do it, dammit.

Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?

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Old 04-02-2009, 09:15 PM   #10
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Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?


'TIS SO!
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Old 04-03-2009, 07:43 AM   #11
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Quote:
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Oh come on Shawnee, how many set ups do you need?


'TIS SO!
Oh fine Zen: T'AINT!

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Old 04-03-2009, 09:13 AM   #12
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how performing cunnilingus is like the mafia:

one slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.


I signed the taint petition....but i was only the 14th....the kid needs 500 signatures to win his bet! better get ....crackin....!

eta: and the fucking thing is 2 years old!

nevermind...
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:04 AM   #13
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As Ben Franklin said:
'In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria.'


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) -
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.




Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:20 AM   #14
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Old 04-08-2009, 05:00 AM   #15
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Thank you Ali. And thank you Shawnee.
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