What's your favorite oxymoron ? - Page 2

classicman · 11-29-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

Because of regional ethnicity in the U.S. It is true that there really isn't an "American Cuisine"

There are many regional American cuisines.

skysidhe · 11-29-2010, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

There are many regional American cuisines.

I think you'll be able to appreciate this, Classic

Harold Stephens attempts to discover true American cuisine.

http://www.frugalfun.com/amernatlfood.html

Spexxvet · 11-29-2010, 02:15 PM

Compassionate conservative

Gravdigr · 11-29-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

American Cuisine (snicker)

Said the chick from England.

Sundae · 11-30-2010, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I nearly changed it to British Cuisine (the way I first heard it) but it conforms to a widely held belief that is so outdated and unfair that I couldn't bring myself to do it. So you got it instead, even though I know it's not true.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Said the chick from England.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-30-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Compassionate conservative

Progressive liberal, of course.

Actually, my favorite oxymoron is the one which aptly gores whichever blockhead I'm chewing out.

I have more compassion for poor Spexxvet than he'd ever imagine. This doesn't stop me from figuring his stereotyped ideology and viewpoint is by degrees reducing him to a clueless imbecile, but I sorrow for his self-chosen state. From time to time I mention things that would improve him were he to accept them -- they come under the heading of him needing to be broader minded, and to stop looking for evil in all the wrong places. That's as fruitless as looking for love that way. Of course, I congratulate me for having chosen a better course.

BigV · 11-30-2010, 03:00 PM

"Of course"

It is the central aspect of your charm.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-30-2010, 03:20 PM

[UG dimples prettily] (if anyone can tell under the beard)

It's a simple process, and one often repeated here. Been that way for years.

1) Someone spouts an unthought-out or imbecilic remark
2) I torment him for entertaining so low quality a thought or such a paucity of valuable values
3) He tries to tell me I can't think, which is a heck of a note from some guy who was thinking so awfully in the first place
4) It dawns on him that he has now become even less impressive and more pitiable and clueless than earlier
5) I practically never refrain from helping him to this uncomfortable realization and I often tell him it is "liberal" ideology that has sunk him up to his neck
6) He finds he can't lay a glove on me because he does not know what he is at
7) Wrath, sputtering, and face-saving blather on his part may ensue

monster · 11-30-2010, 04:41 PM

classicman · 11-30-2010, 08:41 PM

I must say UG - That was one of your more readable posts.

skysidhe · 12-04-2010, 10:35 AM

catastrophic success

Sundae · 12-04-2010, 12:26 PM

Australian foreplay

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-05-2010, 11:35 PM

A widely told joke has the Australian stacking the furniture to get enough floor space.

Gravdigr · 12-06-2010, 02:43 AM

"Sickly sweet" always struck me as oxymoronic.

Shawnee123 · 12-06-2010, 09:55 AM

voluntarily banned

unequivocally uncertain

11-29-2010, 02:15 PM	#18
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Compassionate conservative __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	*"Of course"* It is the central aspect of your charm. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-30-2010, 03:20 PM	#23
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	[UG dimples prettily] (if anyone can tell under the beard) It's a simple process, and one often repeated here. Been that way for years. 1) Someone spouts an unthought-out or imbecilic remark 2) I torment him for entertaining so low quality a thought or such a paucity of valuable values 3) He tries to tell me I can't think, which is a heck of a note from some guy who was thinking so awfully in the first place 4) It dawns on him that he has now become even less impressive and more pitiable and clueless than earlier 5) I practically never refrain from helping him to this uncomfortable realization and I often tell him it is "liberal" ideology that has sunk him up to his neck 6) He finds he can't lay a glove on me because he does not know what he is at 7) Wrath, sputtering, and face-saving blather on his part may ensue __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-30-2010, 04:41 PM	#24
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classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I must say UG - That was one of your more readable posts. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt Last edited by classicman; 11-30-2010 at 08:45 PM. Reason: T=G

12-04-2010, 10:35 AM	#26
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12-04-2010, 12:26 PM	#27
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12-05-2010, 11:35 PM	#28
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	A widely told joke has the Australian stacking the furniture to get enough floor space. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-06-2010, 02:43 AM	#29
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