9/11 Jokes

Flint · 12-25-2008, 10:56 PM

I had this, jotted down, as an idea for a thread... but I can't remember what the angle was.

If you were going to start a really clever, really insightful thread called "9/11 Jokes" what would it be about?

Griff · 12-26-2008, 07:34 AM

You bastard! I lost my sense of humor in a field in Pennsylvania.

wolf · 12-26-2008, 10:31 AM

I don't think there were any. It was such a massively overwhelming event there was nothing funny about it, even in retrospect.

Griff · 12-26-2008, 11:52 AM

I guess, I still don't see why folks think 9/11 is different from other tragedies. How many kids die of starvation every day? How many people die in government sanctioned bombings? How many die from storms or disease... It just seems to me that media and government worked very hard to make our reactions to it disproportionate, to keep our eyes on the screens and our bombs in the air.

lumberjim · 12-26-2008, 12:02 PM

that's what I say...

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

WHY is it terrible?

why would it be more terrible than if she had died in her bed of pnemonia? or ass cancer or something? because the media has brainwashed you into associating everything having anything to do with 9-11 as being sacred for some reason. you know it, and it still works on you. man....that's some powerful shit, that propaganda. you could probably convince a nation of people that it makes sense to invade another country.....oh wait..... come to think of it....some of you are probably wanting to invade me right about now? aren'tcha?

lookout123 · 12-26-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123
Only a pompous ass quotes himself.

Undertoad · 12-26-2008, 02:51 PM

Guys, why not just go the extra step and become Truthers?

First attack on American soil? The alteration of the skyline of New York Fuckin' City? People leaping from the 100th floor? No, that isn't tragic at all! Because it was all faked!

Media and government acting in unison? From whose workbench? Give me the number of the fax machine that gave them their daily talking points, and then tell me who used it.

The reason the response was what it was, is because that was and is the character of the people. When media and government are in unison, it's because the people are in unison. But 7 short years later, nobody can recall that time; we have wiped it from our memories. When W. had a 91% approval rating. When people flew a flag proudly and haters didn't feel ironic about it. It's a period of history that simply we do not acknowledge because we were not ready for a post-9/11 world.

And that is why it'll happen again.

Griff · 12-26-2008, 03:25 PM

Why does it have to be conspiracy? Why can't the media drive for the big story and the government drive to "solve" big problems both push in the same direction? Over-reaction is why terrorists do what they do. bin Laden types get big press and new recruits. That is why it will happen again.

First attack on American soil? Leave Pancho Villa out of this.

The alteration of the skyline of New York Fuckin' City? We have fires every day.

People leaping from the 100th floor? No, that isn't tragic at all! It was tragic, nobody here is denying that. Unfortunately, bad things happen every day, this time it happened to Americans instead of Japanese, Germans, or Iraqis.

Undertoad · 12-26-2008, 03:40 PM

And if the fourth plane managed hit the White House, it would be "just another building", right? Why all the tragedy?

Well it wasn't just Pancho Villa, and it wasn't just a fire, it was an extremely major loss that had massive repercussions for all Westerners' ways of lives.

classicman · 12-26-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Unfortunately, bad things happen every day, this time it happened to Americans instead of Japanese, Germans, or Iraqis.

It also shattered the feeling of invincibility that most American's had prior to that day.

Flint · 12-26-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

...it...had massive repercussions for all Westerners' ways of lives.

So, in the context of this discussion, you're saying that people's reaction to 9/11 was a self-fulfilling prophecy?

SteveBsjb · 12-26-2008, 05:14 PM

So far these jokes suck.

lumberjim · 12-26-2008, 05:18 PM

ya know what goes without saying?

mimes.

that's what

Pie · 12-26-2008, 05:21 PM

Okay, I'll go first.

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!"

Yes, I am a horrible American.

Trilby · 12-26-2008, 05:24 PM

9/11 jokes are like Holocaust jokes - they're in really, really bad taste.

12-25-2008, 10:56 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	9/11 Jokes I had this, jotted down, as an idea for a thread... but I can't remember what the angle was. If you were going to start a really clever, really insightful thread called "9/11 Jokes" what would it be about? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

12-26-2008, 07:34 AM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You bastard! I lost my sense of humor in a field in Pennsylvania. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-26-2008, 10:31 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I don't think there were any. It was such a massively overwhelming event there was nothing funny about it, even in retrospect. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2008, 11:52 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I guess, I still don't see why folks think 9/11 is different from other tragedies. How many kids die of starvation every day? How many people die in government sanctioned bombings? How many die from storms or disease... It just seems to me that media and government worked very hard to make our reactions to it disproportionate, to keep our eyes on the screens and our bombs in the air. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-26-2008, 03:25 PM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Why does it have to be conspiracy? Why can't the media drive for the big story and the government drive to "solve" big problems both push in the same direction? Over-reaction is why terrorists do what they do. bin Laden types get big press and new recruits. That is why it will happen again. First attack on American soil? Leave Pancho Villa out of this. The alteration of the skyline of New York Fuckin' City? We have fires every day. People leaping from the 100th floor? No, that isn't tragic at all! It was tragic, nobody here is denying that. Unfortunately, bad things happen every day, this time it happened to Americans instead of Japanese, Germans, or Iraqis. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-26-2008, 02:51 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Guys, why not just go the extra step and become Truthers? First attack on American soil? The alteration of the skyline of New York Fuckin' City? People leaping from the 100th floor? No, that isn't tragic at all! Because it was all faked! Media and government acting in unison? From whose workbench? Give me the number of the fax machine that gave them their daily talking points, and then tell me who used it. The reason the response was what it was, is because that was and is the character of the people. When media and government are in unison, it's because the people are in unison. But 7 short years later, nobody can recall that time; we have wiped it from our memories. When W. had a 91% approval rating. When people flew a flag proudly and haters didn't feel ironic about it. It's a period of history that simply we do not acknowledge because we were not ready for a post-9/11 world. And that is why it'll happen again.

12-26-2008, 03:40 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And if the fourth plane managed hit the White House, it would be "just another building", right? Why all the tragedy? Well it wasn't just Pancho Villa, and it wasn't just a fire, it was an extremely major loss that had massive repercussions for all Westerners' ways of lives.

12-26-2008, 05:14 PM	#12
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	So far these jokes suck. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

12-26-2008, 05:18 PM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ya know what goes without saying? mimes. that's what __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-26-2008, 05:21 PM	#14
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Okay, I'll go first. "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's.... Oh shit, it IS a plane!" Yes, I am a horrible American. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-26-2008, 05:24 PM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	9/11 jokes are like Holocaust jokes - they're in really, really bad taste. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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