Sundae, go clean you house!

limey · 05-12-2011, 01:26 PM

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:30 PM

I will. On Sunday

Trilby · 05-13-2011, 09:55 AM

She's having an almost sexual thrill NOT cleaning it, limey!

Sundae · 05-15-2011, 07:38 AM

Done it!
They should land in about 10 minutes so I am well ahead.

I actually enjoyed it once I stated, so I had two different and distinct types of pleasure from one dirty house.
Yay me!

limey · 05-15-2011, 10:15 AM

Yay, you, indeed!

Sundae · 05-15-2011, 01:40 PM

Meh - the pleasure didn't last long.
Apparently I tumble dried Dad's trousers. Mum went into the kitchen and immediately started sniping to Dad "Now I'll have to spend all morning trying to get the creases out of those I suppose". Oh shut up, you martyr.

And then Dad's coffee was wet, and had to be left alone overnight to dry out.
So I went and stirred it with a spindly finger and found it was dry as a spindly fingerbone. Oh! sez Mum - there was liquid on the inside of the lid... Which having been wiped with a teatowl is now also bone dry, so what the caddy needs to stay open for overnight I have no idea. Also doesn't quite fit with Mum's initial description that all Dad's coffee was soaking wet. Mum said - no-one's blaming you! Of course. That's why it was being discussed sotto voice when I walked in. That's why no-one thought to ask me what had happened (in truth I have no idea - I don't drink coffe and have been nowhere near the caddy all week).

Yes I know I am over-sensitive.
But grrrrrrr. No word about the washing I've done, the watering of the garden, the clean condition of the house (eventually!) the prescription I collected etc etc etc. I mean yes they're every day things, I didn't expect a parade, a simple thank you would have meant the world to me.

Nope, just crumpled trousers and wet coffee and murmured conversations that make me suspect I don't even know the half of it. Am going to bed early, having decided I didn't miss them that much after all.

05-12-2011, 01:26 PM	#1
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Sundae, go clean you house! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-12-2011, 01:30 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I will. On Sunday __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-13-2011, 09:55 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	She's having an almost sexual thrill NOT cleaning it, limey! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-15-2011, 07:38 AM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Done it! They should land in about 10 minutes so I am well ahead. I actually enjoyed it once I stated, so I had two different and distinct types of pleasure from one dirty house. Yay me! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-15-2011, 10:15 AM	#5
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Yay, you, indeed! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-15-2011, 01:40 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Meh - the pleasure didn't last long. Apparently I tumble dried Dad's trousers. Mum went into the kitchen and immediately started sniping to Dad "Now I'll have to spend all morning trying to get the creases out of those I suppose". Oh shut up, you martyr. And then Dad's coffee was wet, and had to be left alone overnight to dry out. So I went and stirred it with a spindly finger and found it was dry as a spindly fingerbone. Oh! sez Mum - there was liquid on the inside of the lid... Which having been wiped with a teatowl is now also bone dry, so what the caddy needs to stay open for overnight I have no idea. Also doesn't quite fit with Mum's initial description that all Dad's coffee was soaking wet. Mum said - no-one's blaming you! Of course. That's why it was being discussed sotto voice when I walked in. That's why no-one thought to ask me what had happened (in truth I have no idea - I don't drink coffe and have been nowhere near the caddy all week). Yes I know I am over-sensitive. But grrrrrrr. No word about the washing I've done, the watering of the garden, the clean condition of the house (eventually!) the prescription I collected etc etc etc. I mean yes they're every day things, I didn't expect a parade, a simple thank you would have meant the world to me. Nope, just crumpled trousers and wet coffee and murmured conversations that make me suspect I don't even know the half of it. Am going to bed early, having decided I didn't miss them that much after all. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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