The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 526

impress · 01-14-2010, 08:38 AM

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Pie · 01-14-2010, 09:07 AM

Let me guess, he and the cat killed off the varmint that wuz eatin' his squash.

jujuwwhite · 01-14-2010, 09:08 AM

I don't know, Impress,...is he protecting his squash or his pussy?

capnhowdy · 01-14-2010, 11:51 AM

If it's the pussy he needs a bigger gun.

Madman · 01-14-2010, 03:08 PM

Yuk!

ZenGum · 01-15-2010, 12:01 AM

Impress's pic ... When Vegetarians Go Postal.

SteveDallas · 01-15-2010, 12:42 AM

So I'm half paying attention to my computer, and hal to the TV. And there's a commercial or a toilet cleaning product. (Umm.. lysol? I forget which one.) Anyway. The commercial helpfully informs me that bleach doesn't clean toilet stains. It simply turns them white. But it's OK, because this product has "stain-revealing dye."

Stain. Revealing. Dye.

You put dye on something. It changes the color. It .... stains.... it.

Maybe it's just me.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-15-2010, 01:23 AM

The dye makes the poop molecules visible.

impress · 01-16-2010, 03:33 PM

Not a true WTF in the intended WTF spirit, but I'm wondering WTF kind of spider is in my house. Anyone here knowledgeable about such things? WTF kind of spider is this anyway?
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jinx · 01-16-2010, 03:41 PM

It's a big scary one. Squish it.

BrianR · 01-16-2010, 06:35 PM

A little more information might be helpful. How big? Where was it? Did it have a web?

Looks at first blush to be from the tarantula family but I need more information. Does it have two big eyes on top of several smaller ones? If it has two big ones, it is likely that it is a wolf spider, tarantulas don't have them.

classicman · 01-16-2010, 07:07 PM

definitely not a wolf spider
I agree with your initial assessment of a tarantula of some type.

My first thought - Get it OUT NOW or KILL IT

TheMercenary · 01-16-2010, 07:21 PM

Spiders are good stuff. I am always fighting my wife and kids over killing them or not.

jujuwwhite · 01-16-2010, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

My first thought - Get it OUT NOW or KILL IT

A large can of Raid works wonderfully well when thrown overhanded across a room directly at the spider and then screaming like a school girl for hubby to come finish the job!

jinx · 01-16-2010, 07:25 PM

Aeresol hairspray is also effective, when coupled with a lighter.

01-14-2010, 08:38 AM	#7876
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

01-14-2010, 09:07 AM	#7877
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Let me guess, he and the cat killed off the varmint that wuz eatin' his squash. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-14-2010, 09:08 AM	#7878
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	I don't know, Impress,...is he protecting his squash or his pussy? __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

01-14-2010, 11:51 AM	#7879
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If it's the pussy he needs a bigger gun. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

01-15-2010, 12:01 AM	#7881
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Impress's pic ... When Vegetarians Go Postal. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-14-2010, 03:08 PM	#7880
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Yuk!

01-15-2010, 12:42 AM	#7882
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	So I'm half paying attention to my computer, and hal to the TV. And there's a commercial or a toilet cleaning product. (Umm.. lysol? I forget which one.) Anyway. The commercial helpfully informs me that bleach doesn't clean toilet stains. It simply turns them white. But it's OK, because this product has "stain-revealing dye." Stain. Revealing. Dye. You put dye on something. It changes the color. It .... stains.... it. Maybe it's just me.

01-15-2010, 01:23 AM	#7883
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The dye makes the poop molecules visible. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-16-2010, 03:33 PM	#7884
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Not a true WTF in the intended WTF spirit, but I'm wondering WTF kind of spider is in my house. Anyone here knowledgeable about such things? WTF kind of spider is this anyway? __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

01-16-2010, 03:41 PM	#7885
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	It's a big scary one. Squish it. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-16-2010, 06:35 PM	#7886
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	A little more information might be helpful. How big? Where was it? Did it have a web? Looks at first blush to be from the tarantula family but I need more information. Does it have two big eyes on top of several smaller ones? If it has two big ones, it is likely that it is a wolf spider, tarantulas don't have them. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous Last edited by BrianR; 01-16-2010 at 06:51 PM.

01-16-2010, 07:07 PM	#7887
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	definitely not a wolf spider I agree with your initial assessment of a tarantula of some type. My first thought - Get it OUT NOW or KILL IT __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-16-2010, 07:21 PM	#7888
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Spiders are good stuff. I am always fighting my wife and kids over killing them or not. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-16-2010, 07:25 PM	#7890
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Aeresol hairspray is also effective, when coupled with a lighter. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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