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Old 03-05-2010, 11:04 PM   #1
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You have a time machine

and a magical ticket that will allow you to have sex with the celebrity of your choice from any time in the past.

who do you do?


WHO DO YOU DOOOOOOO?!
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:27 PM   #2
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No-one -jeeze they had allsorts of STDs and no condoms. And very poor hygeine altogether.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:28 PM   #3
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(alan alda)
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:30 PM   #4
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ok, you can bring your own rubbers and grooming standards along with you
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:43 PM   #5
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Old 03-06-2010, 02:03 AM   #6
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easy

Jane Mansfield; then, come back and do her daughter Mariska Hargitay (after a paternity test).

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Old 03-06-2010, 09:05 AM   #7
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My college geography teacher. He was on loan from the faculty at the USAFA and he was HOT!
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:15 PM   #8
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:22 PM   #9
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monster, did I ever tell you my Alan Alda story? In HS my best friend called the William Morris Agency to request that he attend my birthday party, because I was his "biggest fan." I'm sure whoever she spoke with got a big chuckle out of it...but a few months later I got a big brown envelope (I think from Universal Studios?) and inside was an autographed picture of Alan Alda. It said "To (Shaw), Peace! Alan Alda"

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Old 03-06-2010, 02:43 PM   #10
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Paul McGann from any point in his career, 80s to now.

He's to blame for my Who obsession. I'd never have reconnected with the whole Who thing as an adult had he not been cast in the movie. I've been a fan of his since Monocled Mutineer, in the mid 80s.

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Old 03-06-2010, 02:46 PM   #11
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Oh...but probably better known as Withnail's slightly saner friend, Marwood (Withnail and I):
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Old 03-06-2010, 06:19 PM   #12
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Great call Jim. She had a very special smile and eyes, among other assets.
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Old 03-06-2010, 08:35 PM   #13
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Ain't nobody gonna mention



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Old 03-06-2010, 08:57 PM   #14
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Old 03-06-2010, 11:32 PM   #15
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I just realized I don't have it hanging up anywhere. I'll look for it and take a pic for you.

I was pretty excited about it and have carried it from place to place lo these many years.
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