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Old 07-18-2001, 08:01 AM   #1
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7/18: Redneck belly flop contest



I hear they offer a scholarship in this sport at certain southern universities.
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Old 07-18-2001, 08:34 AM   #2
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There should be an after shot.... Or maybe not. :p

Would there be any mud left ?
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Old 07-18-2001, 01:26 PM   #3
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my god

my god.
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i think that's the most awful thing i've ever seen.
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but who am i to judge, right?
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Old 07-18-2001, 02:48 PM   #4
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That is just a really cool photograph. She (I think it's a she) is perfectly parrallel to the water's surface, and beneath her you can see the reflection of the crowd in the water. Kudos Tony.

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Old 07-18-2001, 03:14 PM   #5
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Forget the bellyflopping, who is that hottie in the pink shorts and where can i get her phone number! Whoo hoo!

I think I am going to to be ill.
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Old 07-18-2001, 04:23 PM   #6
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"Accused of witchcraft and consorting with demons, Edna-May Parks of Chugwater, Mississippi was tested by her accusers today. In a surprise result, Edna-May's body was rejected by the waters. A public burning is scheduled for Friday evening."
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Old 07-19-2001, 12:13 PM   #7
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In other news:

Remake/sequel of urbanite 'Mission: Impossible', 'Mishun Rilly Hard, Part Tree' flopped (no pun intended) in theaters this week, scoring well in only one demographic segment, 0-2 people per square mile, commonly classified as 'redneck
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Old 07-19-2001, 05:28 PM   #8
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Memories of home

The headline would read, "Local residents take the plunge at Marquette Park in South St. Louis."

(Okay, maybe not really...but they WOULD do this sort of thing outside of St. Louis County.)
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Old 07-19-2001, 07:23 PM   #9
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Wow......real live rednecks in their natual enviroment!
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Old 07-20-2001, 01:16 AM   #10
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I can see the Crocodile Hunter now, with that super-accent that makes all Austrailians wish he would die: "Crikey! Lookadem! These here are real live American rednecks in their natural environment. They're beautiful buggers, aren't they. Look at this one....you're a fat one, aren't you, girl? Ah, you're fiesty too, you little devil. relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I just wanna have a lookatcha real fast. see that coloration? When the redneck is in heat, about 14 months out of the year, the tops of their legs turn neon. All right, now I'm gonna leave you alone...off you go."
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Old 07-20-2001, 08:23 AM   #11
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You forgot his token phrase, repeated to the point of silliness: "Yoire all raight, yoire all raight"...
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Old 07-20-2001, 08:41 AM   #12
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Hey guys, this is serious stuff, can't you see the guy on the right with the microphone and trophy?
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Old 07-20-2001, 10:21 PM   #13
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*laughz...Alphageek - i lived in britan for a year - everyone thought i was real tough to fight off all the crocs, spiders, snakes and anyhtign else that obviosuly kilsl most people. The dammage that bloody movie did will enver be undone....My favorite: during the Sydney olympics a woman posted a msg on the olympics webside FAQ asking if we had running water downunder...."no, but we'll lend oyu the bucket and gun to keep off the crocs for free"

We have rednecks in australia too, we contain them in a small prison called tasmania and a wasteland called queensland.

If that man ever wanders into urban australia were gonna lynch him with his own whip.
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Old 07-20-2001, 10:51 PM   #14
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Jag, I *think* you guys are talking about two different things.

The most popular Aussie in the US right now is not Paul Hogan, but Steve Irwin. But everything you said goes for the both of them!
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Old 07-21-2001, 07:04 PM   #15
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I was generally refering to anyone who had anyhtign to do with TV and crocs in general - there should be laws about this.
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