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Old 06-30-2011, 08:27 AM   #1
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I was walking along

And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran.

I saw the mailman. He waved.

Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool.

I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:57 AM   #2
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She was walking along, minding her business, when out of an orange colored sky, Flash! , Bam!, Alakazam!, A two eared calico cat walked by.
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Old 06-30-2011, 08:42 PM   #3
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There she was, just a-walkin down the street...
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Old 07-01-2011, 04:20 AM   #4
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She looked good!
She looked fine!
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:14 AM   #5
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And there was this cat. He was calico. He had two ears. Then he ran.

I saw the mailman. He waved.

Fish sometimes swim around this way and that. It's pretty freaking cool.

I didn't know where else to put this. I thought it deserved its own thread.
Infi, I like your use of clean, simple sentences. Can I quote you?
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Old 07-01-2011, 02:48 PM   #6
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The blackbirds are gorging themselves on unripe cherries this year.

I have no idea whether they eat the stones too.
That would certainly make their poo more dangerous. It could crack windscreens.

Also, if I decided that cherry-stuffing would improve their flavour and started to trap them in my garden, would I have to worry about errant stones?

I do not want to crack my teeth.

In truth I suspect I would have to remove the insides anyway, so it is a moot point.
Shot can lodge in any part of the bird, whereas cherry stones will only be found in the digestive system.
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Old 07-01-2011, 08:26 PM   #7
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Unless you hunt with a slingshot loaded with cherry stones.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:40 PM   #8
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