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Old 06-17-2014, 01:35 PM   #76
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sutures

a bandaid

a little sign with an upward pointing arrow with the text "My eyes are up there"

forgo the tattoo and get a skin graft

taller socks
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Old 06-17-2014, 02:03 PM   #77
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not many people notice it or all people are really polite

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What bothers me is that it bothers other people. There is always the look of horror when people see it and then the questions and then "oh you poor dear" I feel sorry for them. I could deal better with someone who is repulsed by a tattoo.
I've got to ask if you're really sure you want a tattoo or are just trying to scratch some itch in your life that you can't quite locate....?
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Old 06-17-2014, 11:18 PM   #78
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I've got to ask if you're really sure you want a tattoo or are just trying to scratch some itch in your life that you can't quite locate....?
don't they have an ointment for that?
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:40 AM   #79
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Monster the scar gets me the wrong kind of attention; I wasn't trying to be duplicitous... I like to wear dresses.

Why is [was?] your hair blue?
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:42 AM   #80
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I should change the title to I want a tattoo 'need' is not exactly what I mean.
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Old 06-18-2014, 12:55 AM   #81
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Perhaps you just need to want it. "After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting." ~ Spock
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Old 06-18-2014, 01:39 AM   #82
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Here are a couple that I think are very becoming for a lady
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Old 06-18-2014, 02:34 AM   #83
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Woah! Not before breakfast!!!
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Old 06-18-2014, 07:23 AM   #84
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Monster the scar gets me the wrong kind of attention; I wasn't trying to be duplicitous... I like to wear dresses.

Why is [was?] your hair blue?
'cause I attention ho It's purple though It was all blue once because I made a bet.



I was just playing devil's advocate. Want is an entirely different ball game. Mostly you want/need to know you're sure, I was just trying to help
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Old 06-18-2014, 10:31 AM   #85
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Thank you Monster I don't have one yet may never get one, have not spoken to a tattoo artist yet, and having devil's advocate is just what I wanted.

Sarge the bloody teeth gnashing is divine!
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Old 06-18-2014, 11:03 AM   #86
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How about tattoo stitches and a tiny arm trying to break out of the sewn up wound? Very twilight zone.
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Old 06-18-2014, 11:32 AM   #87
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You are a little late to that "party"

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=901105&postcount=8

but I do admire your persistence
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Old 06-18-2014, 11:39 AM   #88
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Hey now, you're enjoying crushing the attempts of your minions to please you, way too much.
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Old 06-19-2014, 10:38 AM   #89
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You could do any kind of animal that has open jaws....

You could do a big shark tooth and tell people that you got bit while swimming nude at night. By Jaws!
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