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03-02-2017, 10:21 PM | #1 |
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Help for Girly Men
If it used to watch you brush your teeth in the morning but now watches you tie your shoes...
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03-02-2017, 10:23 PM | #2 |
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"Well, you shoulda bought a hat!"
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03-03-2017, 04:33 AM | #3 |
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'Testone Radium Energizer and Suspensory'.
Strewth! As our Australian cousins might say. And what's this 'Suspensory' business anyway? Is there a built in block and tackle?
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03-03-2017, 06:10 AM | #4 |
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I guess because it's hanging from a belt, better contact with the electricity or radium that way.
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03-03-2017, 02:21 PM | #5 |
To shreds, you say?
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"For all the good it did me I might as well have shoved it up my ass."
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03-04-2017, 07:37 AM | #6 |
still says videotape
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ba dum tss
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03-04-2017, 08:48 AM | #7 |
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We moan about the regulatory authorities in place today, but I'm seeing them in a different light now!
And it's not the glow from the Radium.
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