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Old 09-14-2005, 04:47 PM   #511
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Oh, BigV is such a gentleman! Like Sir Lancelot! *swoons* *faints dead away*

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Old 09-15-2005, 12:28 PM   #512
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bri, regarding your user title, would you consider or how about or even ? because they could all be considered . anyway, just curious.
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:43 PM   #513
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Red face

Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. I have to tell you guys, I got a gift certificate for a spa. Initially I thought I would go have a pedicure but as I perused the menu I became more and more interested in getting a wax. We were headed off for a 3 day weekend with two other couples up in Jackson hole and I figured it would add a spark to our otherwise predictable sex life if I were to get a brazilian, I planned on having her leave a landing strip. I talked to my husband about it and he was all for it. He even shaved his boys to make the whole thing even sexier. I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.
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Old 09-15-2005, 02:56 PM   #514
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plthijinx--I believe my user title says that I would do anything for love, so it must include wouldn't it? I've never been known as a tease.

and undone, I hate to tell you this, but it ALWAYS feels that way. It just freakin' HURTS! Put some ice on the area for awhile--you'll be okay. Oh, and take an aspirin. With some bourbon. Or a Vicodin. Either one.
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Old 09-15-2005, 03:02 PM   #515
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Wink

Bri,
It was back in July and I am just now getting to the point where I can get myself to the spa again. In retrospect, I don't think she did it right. For god's sake she didn't trim it or powder my skin or anything. Just went for it. This time I have done my homework. And I am taking a valium before I go.
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Old 09-15-2005, 03:04 PM   #516
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hopefully with that shot of bourbon bri mentioned earlier!

bri - sweet!
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Old 09-15-2005, 03:31 PM   #517
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mmmmm bourbon
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Old 09-15-2005, 04:20 PM   #518
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:16 PM   #519
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That or hold me down :p
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Old 09-15-2005, 06:50 PM   #520
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heh heh
I just posted for the 69th time. I thought it apropos to let you in the sex thread know
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Old 09-15-2005, 09:22 PM   #521
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I just posted for the 69th time. I thought it apropos to let you in the sex thread know
You naughty thing!

Oh, and bruce cannot come to your waxing. He's going to be busy that day and, oh yes, he's mine !
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Old 09-15-2005, 10:41 PM   #522
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hey! it's a santa tug-o-war! betcha he doesn't mind being in the middle of you 2 gals! :p
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Old 09-16-2005, 02:47 AM   #523
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they'll kill each other fighting over bruce and you know what that means ... I'll have him all to myself!
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:01 AM   #524
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Wolf, I respect you so I'll ignore that.

What ever happended to chica itsjulie? She went to a bachelorette party and NEVER RETURNED! I wonder if the Conn. State Police are looking for her remains even as we speak...those parties can be lethal, you know.
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Old 09-16-2005, 09:32 AM   #525
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na, she's probably hooked up with one of the dancers still.......
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