Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 50

BigV · 03-27-2012, 10:10 AM

Yeah, tha's nice and all... No jokes about "your sweet ass" or "stick with me, honey" or "tickle him now while he can't move!"?

Griff · 03-31-2012, 12:28 PM

Lil Griff was sitting in with some pro-musicians for a production of Godspell. One of her guy friends made a crack about the atheist kid bringing some needed ironic drumming to the show giving Satan a leg up. The band director, who is beloved by all the kids, was on bass and misheard the remark as erotic drumming and playfully smacked the kid in the head. Lil Griff's friends are now calling her the erotic drummer.

ZenGum · 03-31-2012, 06:16 PM

Erotic drummer? Does she have a sex cymbal?

Sundae · 04-01-2012, 03:44 PM

Zen.
You Are On Report.

Clodfobble · 04-01-2012, 05:51 PM

Minifobette's been watching this video on Sesame Street about things that float in water. Cookie monster yells, "WOOD FLOATS!" or "ROCK SINKS!" etc.

Today, she's in the bathroom and suddenly she yells, in her best Cookie Monster voice, "OH! POOP SINKS!"

monster · 04-01-2012, 06:17 PM

Depends how fatty it is.....

BigV · 04-03-2012, 10:39 AM

Griff, Clodfobble, those are great stories! Kids! They say the darndest things!

monster · 04-05-2012, 05:47 PM

"When the double yellow lines in the road split up like that, it reminds me of DNA replication"

Clodfobble · 04-05-2012, 11:56 PM

Ha! Which future biologist said that?

monster · 04-06-2012, 09:09 PM

Hebe

Aliantha · 04-07-2012, 03:38 AM

Mav walks into the house and Aden calls out from his room, "Oi Mav, did you see an ugly kid with brown hair wearing blue boardies while you were out?", Mav replies, "You mean besides me?", as he stands there in blue boardies with his brown hair.

classicman · 04-07-2012, 10:55 PM

hahaha - good one Ali.

BigV · 04-09-2012, 11:09 AM

They're quick witted, aren't they? haaaahahahha!

Aliantha · 04-09-2012, 05:17 PM

They are very funny at times.

Clodfobble · 04-10-2012, 07:52 AM

My orchestra teacher used to tell us, "Yes, you're very funny... but looks aren't everything."

03-27-2012, 10:10 AM	#736
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Yeah, tha's nice and all... No jokes about "your sweet ass" or "stick with me, honey" or "tickle him now while he can't move!"? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-31-2012, 12:28 PM	#737
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Lil Griff was sitting in with some pro-musicians for a production of Godspell. One of her guy friends made a crack about the atheist kid bringing some needed ironic drumming to the show giving Satan a leg up. The band director, who is beloved by all the kids, was on bass and misheard the remark as erotic drumming and playfully smacked the kid in the head. Lil Griff's friends are now calling her the erotic drummer. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-31-2012, 06:16 PM	#738
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Erotic drummer? Does she have a sex cymbal? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-01-2012, 03:44 PM	#739
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Zen. You Are On Report. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

04-01-2012, 05:51 PM	#740
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Minifobette's been watching this video on Sesame Street about things that float in water. Cookie monster yells, "WOOD FLOATS!" or "ROCK SINKS!" etc. Today, she's in the bathroom and suddenly she yells, in her best Cookie Monster voice, "OH! POOP SINKS!" __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-01-2012, 06:17 PM	#741
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Depends how fatty it is..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-03-2012, 10:39 AM	#742
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Griff, Clodfobble, those are great stories! Kids! They say the darndest things! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-05-2012, 05:47 PM	#743
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	"When the double yellow lines in the road split up like that, it reminds me of DNA replication" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-05-2012, 11:56 PM	#744
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ha! Which future biologist said that? __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-06-2012, 09:09 PM	#745
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Hebe __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-07-2012, 03:38 AM	#746
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Mav walks into the house and Aden calls out from his room, "Oi Mav, did you see an ugly kid with brown hair wearing blue boardies while you were out?", Mav replies, "You mean besides me?", as he stands there in blue boardies with his brown hair. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-07-2012, 10:55 PM	#747
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	hahaha - good one Ali. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-09-2012, 11:09 AM	#748
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	They're quick witted, aren't they? haaaahahahha! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-09-2012, 05:17 PM	#749
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	They are very funny at times. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

04-10-2012, 07:52 AM	#750
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My orchestra teacher used to tell us, "Yes, you're very funny... but looks aren't everything." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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