Confessions: My life as a sock puppet

LJ · 11-23-2007, 01:17 PM

I'm not a sock puppet. I'm lumberjim. lumberjim has been decommissioned and will post no more forever. so stop sending pm's to it. I check less and less frequently for them.

why you ask? ...... no? you don't really care? oh.....ok.

well, here are some of my other ones......

lumberpoet

lumberdrunk

The CIA

tw.-i lost the p/w to this one tho! dammit!

undertoab- you're all banned, btw

Flunt

New Member

THird Person

Big McLargehuge

erm....i think there might be more.....

anyone else wanna come clean?

fargon · 11-23-2007, 01:47 PM

I'm fargon, have always been fargon, and will always be fargon...

Cloud · 11-23-2007, 04:14 PM

better life lived as a Stupid Sock Monster.

Aliantha · 11-23-2007, 05:43 PM

I have no alias's

Griff · 11-23-2007, 06:59 PM

I miss Big McLargehuge, that puppet has soul. I'm typing this on a yummy new Toshiba laptop which Pete refuses to Linux because she is Vista at work. damn techies... ok damn hot techies but srysly.

lookout123 · 11-26-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

I miss Big McLargehuge, that puppet has soul. I'm typing this on a yummy new Toshiba laptop which Pete refuses to Linux because she is Vista at work. damn techies... ok damn hot techies but srysly.

whatever you do DON"T have problems with that damn computer. i got myself into a time crunch and had to buy and off the shelf laptop for a specific short term need. i bought a Toshiba because i'd had good luck with their non-PC stuff. unfortunately, i got a lemon - no big deal, it happens. Toshiba's tech support said i had to send it back to them and they would ship me a new one. again, no big deal. but i stressed, emphasized, pointed out, and stated in triplicate that i absolutely HAD to have the new one in my paws by a certain date which was a week and a half out. no big deal they said, as everything is overnight anyway. SOB's "forgot" to ship it 6 business days in a row. i ended up having to go to the store and buy another one off the shelf for my trip. so now i have the second laptop (from another company) that i use regularly. i haven't even opened the box the replacement came in. My replacement took about a month all said and done. Not very helpful people there.

/hijack complete/

lookout123 · 11-26-2007, 10:28 AM

and i do have a couple of sock puppets but they are pretty insignificant and rarely funny.

SteveDallas · 11-23-2007, 07:26 PM

I used Chad for a single post.

Somebody had SteveDaIlas for a while, but they never posted with it, and it seems gone now.

Clodfobble · 11-23-2007, 08:08 PM

Aren't God and Saddam Hussein you too? Or is that someone else?

zippyt · 11-23-2007, 08:16 PM

slang i think

Griff · 11-23-2007, 08:43 PM

Yep slangster.

LJ · 11-23-2007, 08:49 PM

Slang was the original puppeteer. ( donovan mc nads, koffi annon) I merely stand on his shoulders. He had a whole crew that he used regularly. Mine have come along piecemeal as they were useful for short times. Mostly to mock someone or for a specific joke.

i have spencer too, but i use that sparingly, and hope to one day bequeath it to my son.

I totally think i'm forgetting at least one, though.

Al Gore smoking · 11-23-2007, 11:47 PM

There is no controlling legal authority regarding the use of alternate personalities.

In many cases it makes a thread funny or funnier.

There was a guy on the board a few years ago that tried to show his alternate personality through the style of his comments and no one "got" his humor.

If it makes something funny, go for it.

(lights up a Lucky Strike in lips)

Rush Limballs · 11-23-2007, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Gore smoking

...If it makes something funny, go for it....

Ditto!

slang · 11-23-2007, 11:55 PM

It's not been the same since W killed Saddam. What a sad day for [cellar login]Saddam Hussein[/cellar login]

11-23-2007, 01:17 PM	#1
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	Confessions: My life as a sock puppet I'm not a sock puppet. I'm lumberjim. lumberjim has been decommissioned and will post no more forever. so stop sending pm's to it. I check less and less frequently for them. why you ask? ...... no? you don't really care? oh.....ok. well, here are some of my other ones...... lumberpoet lumberdrunk The CIA tw.-i lost the p/w to this one tho! dammit! undertoab- you're all banned, btw Flunt New Member THird Person Big McLargehuge erm....i think there might be more..... anyone else wanna come clean?

11-23-2007, 01:47 PM	#2
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	I'm fargon, have always been fargon, and will always be fargon... __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-23-2007, 04:14 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	better life lived as a Stupid Sock Monster. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-23-2007, 05:43 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I have no alias's __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-23-2007, 06:59 PM	#5
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I miss Big McLargehuge, that puppet has soul. I'm typing this on a yummy new Toshiba laptop which Pete refuses to Linux because she is Vista at work. damn techies... ok damn hot techies but srysly. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-26-2007, 10:28 AM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	and i do have a couple of sock puppets but they are pretty insignificant and rarely funny. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

11-23-2007, 07:26 PM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I used Chad for a single post. Somebody had SteveDaIlas for a while, but they never posted with it, and it seems gone now.

11-23-2007, 08:08 PM	#9
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Aren't God and Saddam Hussein you too? Or is that someone else?

11-23-2007, 08:16 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	slang i think __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2007, 08:43 PM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yep slangster. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-23-2007, 08:49 PM	#12
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	Slang was the original puppeteer. ( donovan mc nads, koffi annon) I merely stand on his shoulders. He had a whole crew that he used regularly. Mine have come along piecemeal as they were useful for short times. Mostly to mock someone or for a specific joke. i have spencer too, but i use that sparingly, and hope to one day bequeath it to my son. I totally think i'm forgetting at least one, though.

11-23-2007, 11:47 PM	#13
Al Gore smoking stupid is as stupid does Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Tennessee Posts: 19	There is no controlling legal authority regarding the use of alternate personalities. In many cases it makes a thread funny or funnier. There was a guy on the board a few years ago that tried to show his alternate personality through the style of his comments and no one "got" his humor. If it makes something funny, go for it. (lights up a Lucky Strike in lips)

11-23-2007, 11:55 PM	#15
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	It's not been the same since W killed Saddam. What a sad day for [cellar login]Saddam Hussein[/cellar login]

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