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footfootfoot · 06-27-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

then that's cool. But you do come across as miserable as all fuck. Jus' sayin'. BTW, "I'm not Prissy...." sounds like "I'm not Racist..."

I love Gunmaster's quote, "I'm not racist. Racism and a crime and crime is for black people."

There are very few black friends that I have who really appreciate the humor in that.

By very few, I guess I mean none.

casimendocina · 06-28-2011, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

I will also be keeping the kangaroo testicle bottle opener that Aliantha sent me one Christmas. just cuz I like offering it to people to use, and then telling them afterwards that it is made from genuine kangaroo scrotum. (it's very soft fur)

Ali, do all the souvenir shops sell them or is it a speciality item? (as such).

monster · 07-07-2011, 10:29 AM

Jim's hat is safer than a bacon buttie at a kosher vegan picnic. 5 hours and I'm Proooooooocrastinating. I just got in from spending all day and night at the pool (camped out after swim-a-thon) I shouldn't have to clean like a nutjob.....

mmmm bacon...... cooking food isn't procrastinating, is it?.......

07-07-2011, 10:29 AM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Jim's hat is safer than a bacon buttie at a kosher vegan picnic. 5 hours and I'm Proooooooocrastinating. I just got in from spending all day and night at the pool (camped out after swim-a-thon) I shouldn't have to clean like a nutjob..... mmmm bacon...... cooking food isn't procrastinating, is it?....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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