An extremely absurd seeking help - Page 3

Madman · 10-10-2006, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nglskq

HELLO
My name is wu zhen qiang form China and my english is poor and i am 22. I am a poor boy, as a result of mine family impoverished, my 17 years old started the work, my family has the daddy, mother, the younger brother and I, my income must maintain the family the life and younger brother's school expense, because is impoverished, I must extremely thrifty province.
However, last year my younger brother body was uncomfortable, finally diagnosed for the liver cancer————mine family has now owed very many debts, and our house also had to relocate, we also did not have the money to buy the house.
Without the money, does not have the laughter, Without happy, this is my family present condition. Although has very many good people to help for me from mine country, but simply cannot solve the problem.I really have no other options, I only put my hopes in the network.
I knew my procedure is very absurd, perhaps nobody saw perhaps this information, perhaps you thought I am a swindler, but i must do this, because this is I rescues my younger brother's only means.I believe God be with me, I believed I am not lonely.
I hoped you can help me, I to hope one day to have the person E-mail call me say :YOU ARE NOT ALONE.Your help will change our destiny, I will be able forever to pray for you in China.
Wishes your family to be joyful, health forever!
Wu Zhen Qiang
My mail: jznglskq@yahoo.com.cn

I think your full of ca-ca-poo-poo. You take bad checks? Pffft.... LOL

yesman065 · 10-10-2006, 04:16 PM

Read the first 2 or 3 lines then read the middle or so and when its real important he get his info out his english is perfect. Till the very end where its the 1/2 broken type. Who in China would even know the word "impoverished"?

Happy Monkey · 10-10-2006, 04:27 PM

Word-for word translation using a Chinese-English dictionary can cause odd phrases like "An extremely absurd seeking help" and "as a result of mine family impoverished".

Crimson Ghost · 10-10-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Dude!

Very, very funny. I think it's HoF quality work, but I can't credit you with authorship. Full credit for the belly laughs, however!

Kewl.
You're right, I ain't the author.
Wish to hell I was, tho.

Flint · 10-12-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

its probably flint trying to scam some money
shame on you flint!

Whatever happened to Kagen, anyway?

glatt · 10-12-2006, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint

Whatever happened to Kagen, anyway?

He joined the Australian Air Force.

infinite monkey · 04-20-2012, 11:27 AM

glatt · 04-20-2012, 11:29 AM

I'm glad that your life is good now.

infinite monkey · 04-20-2012, 11:37 AM

Thanks!

Oh, you meant him.

BigV · 04-20-2012, 01:07 PM

I'm curious.

Why does the third post by this person show a signature, but the first two posts do not show a signature? I thought signatures were global across a dwellar's posts, but it appears that is not the case. I revisited a couple of my old posts and ones made in 2004 do not show my signature, but posts made in 2008 do show my current signature.

infinite monkey · 04-20-2012, 01:09 PM

Back then, we were too poor to have a bunch of signatures just lying around.

glatt · 04-20-2012, 01:43 PM

Thanks for pointing out the signature with the spam links. I either didn't notice them, or they weren't there, when I replied.

*Pulls out ban hammer*

BigV · 04-20-2012, 02:04 PM

You're welcome?

Still puzzled though about the difference in the behavior of old-er links. Maybe i.m.'s right!

glatt · 04-20-2012, 02:19 PM

It is curious.

Maybe it had something to do with setting the signature wave of the dilithium crystals to a different phase so the tachyon field became out of harmony with the warp core.

BigV · 04-20-2012, 02:32 PM

Thank you, sir!

10-10-2006, 04:27 PM	#33
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Word-for word translation using a Chinese-English dictionary can cause odd phrases like "An extremely absurd seeking help" and "as a result of mine family impoverished". __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

04-20-2012, 01:07 PM	#40
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I'm curious. Why does the third post by this person show a signature, but the first two posts do not show a signature? I thought signatures were global across a dwellar's posts, but it appears that is not the case. I revisited a couple of my old posts and ones made in 2004 do not show my signature, but posts made in 2008 do show my current signature. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-20-2012, 02:04 PM	#43
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	You're welcome? Still puzzled though about the difference in the behavior of old-er links. Maybe i.m.'s right! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-20-2012, 02:32 PM	#45
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Thank you, sir! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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10-10-2006, 04:16 PM	#32
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	Read the first 2 or 3 lines then read the middle or so and when its real important he get his info out his english is perfect. Till the very end where its the 1/2 broken type. Who in China would even know the word "impoverished"?

04-20-2012, 11:27 AM	#37
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002

04-20-2012, 11:29 AM	#38
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm glad that your life is good now.

04-20-2012, 11:37 AM	#39
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thanks! Oh, you meant him.

04-20-2012, 01:09 PM	#41
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Back then, we were too poor to have a bunch of signatures just lying around.

04-20-2012, 01:43 PM	#42
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Thanks for pointing out the signature with the spam links. I either didn't notice them, or they weren't there, when I replied. Pulls out ban hammer

04-20-2012, 02:19 PM	#44
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It is curious. Maybe it had something to do with setting the signature wave of the dilithium crystals to a different phase so the tachyon field became out of harmony with the warp core.

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