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Old 07-14-2012, 11:13 AM   #16
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I am a shoemaker for the new millenium.

I've been fixing hundreds of errors in reporting and it's tedious, and frustrating, and very difficult.

But just yesterday almost every record I pulled up to fix was already fixed. I asked me boss if she'd done any (like she said she would) and she hadn't.

So I guess elves have come into my cube in the night and fixed the records for me. Now I will have to make each of them a shirt, a coat, a waistcoat, pantaloons, and tiny shoes.

And we'll all live happily ever after.

(What's a waistcoat?)
Damn elves didn't finish the job. What in the world? I went to the bottom of the alphabetical spreadsheet and I'm having to recreate records again. I'm never going home.

No waistcoats for them!
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Old 07-14-2012, 11:16 AM   #17
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:01 AM   #18
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:09 AM   #19
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As easy as Pie


(I can now tell you all that Pie was a HUGE whore*, now that she seems to have forgotten us)

*This is a lie.
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:11 AM   #20
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http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/a...d-sayings.html

that's a link to a bunch of phrases

Here's another good link
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:43 AM   #21
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Infi our waistcoat is your vest.

For a gentleman to open a bedroom door wearing only his pants and vest (as one American did to me when I was breakfast waitressing) means something quite different to us than it does to you.

One man's meat is another man's profit.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and Oprah gives you a car.
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