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Old 12-11-2012, 12:17 PM   #781
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Of course they laughed. There's no penance for hobo killin'!
You know, I wonder if I should have not introduced them to the world of hobo killin'. Was that wrong?
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:48 PM   #782
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Are hobos sentient? I always thought they were somewhere South of rabbits but North of Cockroaches.
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Old 12-15-2012, 07:47 PM   #783
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Kid in my class talking very intently at breakfast: "There's no such thing as magic." 5 second pause. "Except flying reindeer."
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Old 12-16-2012, 12:31 AM   #784
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Covering all his bases, I see!
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:25 PM   #785
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Lil' Pete may be a nerd. Coming out from under anesthesia for oral surgery today she makes the following appeal transcribed by the Mrs. : "My tongue is trying to kill me. The Starks will take care of it cause its a Lanister, a God Damn Mother Fucking Lanister."
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:35 PM   #786
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Ahh the innocence of youth.
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Old 12-21-2012, 09:31 PM   #787
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While my nephew was changing clothes to go to school, my sister saw him tugging on his underwear. She asked him what's wrong, if he peed on his undies, and does he want to change it. He replied, "It's okay. It's already dry." I had to laugh out loud. My sister made him change his underwear.
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Old 12-22-2012, 12:11 AM   #788
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Eeiiw.

My nephew, five and a bit: "Dad, do dinosaurs have epiglottises?"
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Old 12-22-2012, 06:59 AM   #789
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That's really sad; he's five and no one's told him that dinosaurs are extinct. It's going to be worse the longer you wait to tell him.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:13 PM   #790
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Worse, they've promised him a torosaur for Christmas.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:19 PM   #791
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Like he'd actually walk it after two weeks.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:39 PM   #792
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Poor thing will go the way of the mastodon.
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:49 PM   #793
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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MASTODON???
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Old 12-22-2012, 05:53 PM   #794
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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY MASTODON???
That Mastodon is a liar!
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Old 12-24-2012, 08:35 AM   #795
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Anyone who would introduce an innocent mastodon into the terrifying Australian ecosystem needs a visit from the SPCA.
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