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Old 06-12-2015, 01:06 PM   #271
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non se·qui·tur
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noun: non sequitur; plural noun: non sequiturs; noun: nonsequitur; plural noun: nonsequiturs
  1. a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.





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Old 06-14-2015, 08:45 PM   #272
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Amanda had her first ride on the new seat today. Big hit. We took a nice ride this morning. Better over bumps, no numb ass. And she can see better too. Win.
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Old 06-14-2015, 11:38 PM   #273
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That's wonderful, now she won't have to get butt implants.
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Old 06-15-2015, 01:40 AM   #274
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So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire.

That letter also tells you how much you've ever earned and reported.

I had the bright idea to tally it all up and see how much I've made in my life to date.

You know how I know I'm an asshole?

I've made over 2.2 million dollars in my lifetime so far, and I have 2600 in my checking account today. Grasshopper. Not an ant.
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Old 06-15-2015, 07:20 AM   #275
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And all you have to show for it is two awesome kids
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Old 06-24-2015, 05:39 PM   #276
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So, I got that letter from the social security administration that tells you how much to expect when you retire.
Are they doing that again? I thought they stopped sending those as cost cutting measures.
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:02 PM   #277
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it HAS been a while since I've received one. Are they just doing them less frequently maybe? Did you not get one this year?
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Old 07-07-2015, 05:28 PM   #278
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I haven't gotten one for a long time, now.

I guess they just send them out to the pretty people, huh?
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Old 07-07-2015, 08:22 PM   #279
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you can register online and keep up to date on them.
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Old 07-07-2015, 09:39 PM   #280
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"register online" ...
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Old 07-07-2015, 11:02 PM   #281
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"register online" ...
Yes register online, you know, the NSA mater file.
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Old 07-10-2015, 10:24 AM   #282
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Just got mine today ...
Annual Reminder to Review Your Social Security Statement
Dear Classic:

We’d like to remind you to review your Social Security Statement online.
The Statement has important Social Security information and, if applicable,
estimates of your future benefits.

If you are working, we encourage you to check your Statement yearly to
make sure your earnings record is correct. The Statement also will help in
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To view your most recent Statement, please visit
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Old 07-10-2015, 01:26 PM   #283
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mine was a letter in the mail. On the back, is the history of my annual reported income since 1984 or something....
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Old 07-10-2015, 09:54 PM   #284
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Mine used to be as well. Now I get these annual emails.
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Old 09-02-2015, 06:22 PM   #285
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Now I have to do something about those saddlebags.
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Painted the piping to match the seat. Don't know if it will last, but that's ok too.
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