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Old 11-25-2014, 01:58 AM   #106
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I hope you have an infected nosehair.

I hope you get a chapped cooch.
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:42 AM   #107
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I hope I don't run out of Gin.

Oh, wrong thread. But I really hope I don't.
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:44 AM   #108
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I hope you do one of those slimy shits that no amount of toilet paper is able to clean the skids from you bum, then you get in a minor crash, but they have to cut your clothes off and they find the skid marks, and it's the really hot nurse and doctor that have to do it.
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Old 11-25-2014, 08:54 AM   #109
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I hope you forget that that pair of pants had a hole in the pocket, and you lose some of the change you put in there.
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Old 11-25-2014, 09:01 AM   #110
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I hope you get a pimple in your ear
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Old 11-25-2014, 03:55 PM   #111
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I hope the cherry on the end of that roach gives you a lip blister.

Also, that you suck a little piece of weed out of the joint, and it gets stuck on that little hangy-down, punching bag-looking thing in the back of your mouth.
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:26 PM   #112
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too harsh!
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Old 11-25-2014, 04:44 PM   #113
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I hope you develop a freckle on yer schmekel.
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Old 11-25-2014, 07:13 PM   #114
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I hope the glass part on your big outdoor thermometer slips a little bit, so you always think it's 5 degrees colder outside than it actually is.
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Old 11-25-2014, 08:23 PM   #115
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I hope you get a speeding ticket
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Old 11-25-2014, 10:34 PM   #116
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I hope you have an asthma attack
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Old 11-25-2014, 11:53 PM   #117
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woah! Is this like Millionaire -now we've progressed there's no going back to the lego without risk of losing it all?

I hope a bird shits on your windshield and your washer water is frozen
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:04 AM   #118
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I hope your haiku
Has an extra syllable
Or one too few
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:13 AM   #119
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It's not serious.

Just kidding
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:19 AM   #120
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I hope you were taken seriously when you were just kidding.
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