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Old 01-30-2019, 08:14 AM   #5731
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Old 01-30-2019, 09:15 AM   #5732
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Old 01-30-2019, 10:15 AM   #5733
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Would that be the same alien who wrote home...

Dear Mum,

Since I last wrote, I've grown another foot.

So all those extra socks you sent will be very useful.
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:24 AM   #5734
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Extra socks would meat his needs.
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Old 01-30-2019, 11:36 AM   #5735
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Extra socks would meat his needs.
One all!
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Old 01-30-2019, 01:59 PM   #5736
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That was a lot of work for not a lot of payoff.

Good thing it's Bucket Night, cuz I'm a Bucket Knight.

And I'm hoping to meat my bartendress later.
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Old 01-30-2019, 02:27 PM   #5737
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Old 01-31-2019, 12:28 PM   #5738
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Old 02-04-2019, 05:25 PM   #5739
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Woodrow has surprisingly good penmanship.
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Old 02-04-2019, 06:16 PM   #5740
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Took me a second to realize that "someone else" has three separate prose works, rather than one incomprehensible subtitle.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:12 PM   #5741
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Took me a second to realize that you were saying "without feathers getting even side effects" makes no sense.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:26 PM   #5742
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He did. And it doesn't.
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Old 02-07-2019, 01:42 PM   #5743
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Old 02-09-2019, 01:31 PM   #5745
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Bert 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Margaret, 75, looked him over.

“Nope.”

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?”

“Nope. Not a clue,” she replied.

“IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!”

Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert! Shoulda bought a hat!
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