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Old 05-01-2012, 10:23 PM   #2071
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Eather a Giant tootsiroll maker ,
Or a Tamale maker ,
Or a fake turd maker for testing Toilets
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:28 AM   #2072
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Zip got it, fake turds.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:17 AM   #2073
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Zippyt winner !
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:13 AM   #2074
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So how come when you go to the toilet store they brag about how many golf balls the toilet can flush? Like that's a difficult feat, flushing a small round ball. I'd be much more impressed with a photo of the pile of fake turds each one flushes.
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:30 AM   #2075
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I think the government should regulate the fake poo industry. Any Joe Schmoe can make knock-off poo in their garage and sell it as the safe, regulated, approved by Underwriter's Laboratories poo we have come to rely on.

How many more kids have to be fooled by fake faux poo before we act?
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:32 AM   #2076
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I am trying to imagine the conversation:

"We need fake shit to test our toilets!"
"No shit, Sherlock!"
"How are we going to make that shit?"
"I don't know shit about it."
"Golf balls are just bullshit!"
"Fiddle with some shit and make those turds!"

The poor lab guy probably had a long pondering session about it...



... sitting on his stool
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:38 AM   #2077
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Hahahaa!

But seriously, what major breakthroughs in toilet technology have there been in the last 100 years? Sure, you gotcher automatic flushers and your padded seats and such...but the basic principle of the Crapper, how much could it be improved upon that we need to test it with fake poo?

For one thing: they are paying people to make fake poo when it's an unlimited free resource.

For another, what's the goal: gentlemen, we need to see exactly how small we can make this hole while keeping it capable of accomodating the average-sized poo. I want everyone on this project. Betty, call the Poo-man and make sure he ramps up production. The competition is draining all our profits.

Lastly: if your poo is always the same length, circumference, and consistency, I'd advise you to stop with the steady diet of packing peanuts.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:49 AM   #2078
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So what's this?
Hash brownie extruder.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:50 AM   #2079
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For one thing: they are paying people to make fake poo when it's an unlimited free resource.
Just think of it as your tax dollars at work.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:57 AM   #2080
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A MILLION SHOVEL READY JOBS? And they're Outsourcing poo, when all these Fine Workers are pooping in their own homes and Getting Subsidized.

Smaller Crap = Smaller government
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:59 AM   #2081
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But seriously, what major breakthroughs in toilet technology have there been in the last 100 years?
You joke, but with new laws every decade or so saying that you can only use a thimble full of water to flush a toilet, the manufacturers have had to work really hard to keep the toilets flushing well with less and less water. The size and shape of the drain are very important. When you make it skinnier, the velocity increases, which helps the flush, but you make it too skinny and it starts to clog. And the bend of the drain plays a role too, as does the tank design. It's serious business.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:00 AM   #2082
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Sigh.

Technology Killed the Comedy Star.


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Old 05-02-2012, 11:01 AM   #2083
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And you do know they are going to start Legislating the amount of poo we're each allowed. The Poo Extruder isn't testing toilets, it's testing PEOPLE!
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:44 PM   #2084
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They can't pass a law about that.....




.... if only because they're so full of shit!
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:10 PM   #2085
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Honest to God, I got no fucking clue what that is.

I can't decide if that's a kitchen you're in, or a workshop.

Ima say that's some kind of cheese, or pate. Or a sealant of some kind, putty perhaps.

Maybe you're making homemade Vienna sausages?

Does it have something to do with sex? I bet it's something to do with sex. Is it sex? It's sex ain't it?
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