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Old 05-20-2012, 06:23 PM   #346
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Ima buy the first one of these I see, and Ima either eat the whole thing, or, Ima eat it til I get tired of eatin' it.

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Old 05-21-2012, 01:24 AM   #347
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A lot of those oversized candies are disappointing, because they screw up the coating chocolate to interior content balance.

(I'm thinking mainly of the BigKat and the Hypothyroid with Extra Diabetes Reese's Cup.)
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:36 AM   #348
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I'm liking that Snickers bar. Someone on youtube said he found some at a CVS (he posted 2 months ago). I'm gonna check it out.
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:29 AM   #349
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The Snickers Slice ‘n Share is 16 ounces, while a standard Snickers bar is 2.07 ounces (so 8 times bigger). It’s also 9 times the price. The best value is probably to buy the snack size, which are about $1.25 for eight little bars totally 5 ounces - which comes out to $4.00 a pound instead of $7.99 a pound. But that’s simply not magnificent enough for gifting or wowing your guests...
The bar is protected in a paperboard tray and came out looking pretty good. It’s 9.5 inches long, about one inch high and 2.5” wide. A standard Snickers is only 1” wide.
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Old 05-21-2012, 11:52 AM   #350
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A snicker dildo.
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Old 05-21-2012, 12:43 PM   #351
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Ew.
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Old 05-21-2012, 01:32 PM   #352
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Double ewww.
Imagine having sex after that.

Your chap's chap would come out brown and covered in pieices of nuts.
He'd think he'd got the back door by mistake.
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Old 05-21-2012, 02:15 PM   #353
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Double ewww.
Imagine having sex after that.

Your chap's chap would come out brown and covered in pieices of nuts.
He'd think he'd got the back door by mistake.
I wanted to comment but all I could think of was '!'
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:48 PM   #354
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A snicker dildo.
THAT is a million dollar idea.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:08 PM   #355
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A snicker dildo.
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Ew.
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Double ewww.
Imagine having sex after that.

Your chap's chap would come out brown and covered in pieices of nuts.
He'd think he'd got the back door by mistake.
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I wanted to comment but all I could think of was '!'
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THAT is a million dollar idea.
No. Can't you read? Just NO.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:15 PM   #356
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Old 05-21-2012, 06:27 PM   #357
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since we're on teh subject of dildos......

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Old 05-22-2012, 07:55 PM   #358
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Put the snicker dildo on Ebay (with photos of it being used) and see what some freak will pay for it. Someone, somewhere, will make you an offer.
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:18 PM   #359
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I saw a youtube video of a guy slicing the snickerdildo. he said he paid $9.99 for it. It is equivalent to 8 regular snickers. Looking on Amazon, there is one available for $26.95.

I'd rather pay $25 for that giant 5 lb Hershey bar at Hershey Park.
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Old 05-22-2012, 09:49 PM   #360
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In that context, it sounds like a milk chocolate yeast infection. Penalty--two weeks of celibacy. There are other places to stick that thing...
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