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Old 04-29-2011, 07:25 PM   #31
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Just cut a squirrel out of a rattlesnake.
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Old 04-29-2011, 07:30 PM   #32
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:11 PM   #33
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I would love me some squirrel but only if its crazy!
Great. We've barely got past Mad Cow Disease and you want to go messing with Crazy Squirrel Syndrome.

You're nuts.
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:16 PM   #34
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It actually stunk to high heavens but my wife really wanted to see what it was. I kept telling her it had to be a tree rat. But no, she had to see it. So I opened it, the damm head of the thing pulled off and we both about puked from the smell. Now my trash can is stinking up an area of about 10 square miles around my house of death.
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:09 AM   #35
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:28 PM   #36
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Yeah, now we'll have to bring up the time you missed taking the trash out so you made a small black hole to toss the bags into when no one was looking and well, one thing led to another and the entire universe, including time, itself, got sucked into the black hole.

'Member that Pete? You sure had some explaining to do that time.
Reminded me of this.
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:34 PM   #37
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Pleez not to be eetin muh sqwurls. Deez r mine.

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Old 03-07-2013, 06:50 PM   #38
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Dem is purty squirrels.
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:58 PM   #39
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They look…


meaty.

Did I say "meaty"? I meant…



mighty tasty.
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Old 03-21-2013, 10:06 AM   #40
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Old 03-21-2013, 10:08 AM   #41
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We have a rotating population of about 4-6 squirrels. Popdigr calls them all Arnold. As in Schwartzensquirrel.

Cuz they're all so--meaty.
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ETA: It had been many years since I'd seen those little ground squirrels, with the little black stripes down their back, probably ten years, and those were over at Land Between The Lakes, in western KY.

I've seen three here near home in the last two months.
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Old 09-05-2013, 04:28 PM   #42
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My best friend went outside to look at the world the other morning, and found this little feller laying in the yard. Must've been blown outta the nest by the storm the night before. He took care of it for a few days, then remembered how much it entailed raising a babby squirrel. So he took it 'to show it to' his 9-10 year old god daughter. She fell in love instantly, and wasn't about to give it up. Mission accomplished. The girl's dad didn't mind much, but, her mama sure was giving him a mean look when he left...without the babby squirrel.

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Old 09-05-2013, 08:44 PM   #43
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Is it a Chip or a Dale?
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Old 09-06-2013, 01:08 PM   #44
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Yep.
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Old 09-06-2013, 01:09 PM   #45
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Actually, it's a Rocky (sex unknown). I name all squirrels Rocky. And all squirrels have a British accent.
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