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Old 10-30-2008, 02:56 PM   #1111
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and SERIOUS pain begins
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Old 10-31-2008, 08:13 AM   #1112
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Well, once again I'm home alone for the weekend... after a round of HOT steamy sex last night, the housemate is off to his mother's for the weekend for her birthday. I gotta say... he may be more than a little older than me (there's a 15-year span between our ages), but there is DEFINITELY something to be said for experience. The QUANTITY may not be the best I've ever had, but believe you me, the QUALITY sure as hell IS!
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Old 10-31-2008, 08:46 AM   #1113
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Old 10-31-2008, 08:52 AM   #1114
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Honestly, personal preference, I LIKE gentlemen (and ladies) in that age range. Most of the drama and bullshit is over and done with (understand, I'm generalizing), and they've got their heads on pretty straight. That, plus I've NEVER really been able to get along with people in my age demographic. -shrugs-
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:22 PM   #1115
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The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.
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Old 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM   #1116
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i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:57 AM   #1117
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gah, why don't they save on production costs (it IS a porno after all) and just wrap the guys' cocks with sandpaper?


Oh, and HM (housemate) gets home this afternoon... so we'll be going to fencing practice. Then fucking like rabbits. I love coming-home-haven't-seen-each-other-for-several-days sex.
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:58 PM   #1118
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i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.
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Old 11-04-2008, 10:53 AM   #1119
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-finally comes up for air- Damn I love my sex life right now. Oh, and I'm willing to share with the right lady!
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:57 AM   #1120
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I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:41 PM   #1121
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That happens to me all the time mtp! That person is my husband tho'. He showed up to my work the other day, and there were a lot of hot guys around. He was the hottest guy there tho'. Ass.

I was dreaming about sex with someone else, and he even showed up in the dream, to say, oh hai. Ruined it.

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Old 11-04-2008, 05:12 PM   #1122
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Hey. You don't know how big my wang is, so how can you say its *micro*dermabrasion.

The very nerve of ya.
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:52 PM   #1123
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I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:13 PM   #1124
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Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.
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Old 11-05-2008, 10:15 AM   #1125
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So mtp your not in to necrophilia I take it.
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