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Old 01-15-2018, 09:03 AM   #1
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Moderate Erection Thread 2018

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Old 01-16-2018, 06:46 PM   #2
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I heard Trump thinks the new London Embassy is only a moderate erection.
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Old 01-16-2018, 09:49 PM   #3
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I heard Trump thinks the new London Embassy is only a moderate erection.
Given his marked reluctance to venture 'sarf of the rivver', I think Trump must have been a London black cab driver in a previous existence.

On reflection, he isn't opinionated enough to have been be a cabbie.
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Old 01-16-2018, 10:06 PM   #4
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:50 AM   #5
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Ha!
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Old 01-17-2018, 09:54 AM   #6
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Given his marked reluctance to venture 'sarf of the rivver', I think Trump must have been a London black cab driver in a previous existence.

On reflection, he isn't opinionated enough to have been be a cabbie.
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Old 01-17-2018, 09:57 AM   #7
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The semblance of a blush rises, unbidden, to my manly cheek.
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Old 01-20-2018, 10:49 PM   #8
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He probably thinks 'London Embassy' is a brand of cigarettes.
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Old 01-20-2018, 11:39 PM   #9
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He probably thinks 'London Embassy' is a brand of cigarettes.
Or condoms.
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