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Old 11-28-2014, 10:12 AM   #766
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Old 11-28-2014, 02:54 PM   #767
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Well, looks like this is how I'll die:

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Only 40 proof, though.

That's gotta be an awful drunk, too.

"this is how I'll die"
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Old 11-29-2014, 03:47 PM   #768
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Oh, Hells yeah!!!

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Old 12-05-2014, 04:38 AM   #769
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Oral-B Pro 5000 SmartSeries with Bluetooth Electric Rechargeable Power Toothbrush

I suppose, in a way, it is fitting that a toothbrush should use Bluetooth if it is going to communicate with the outside world, but the whole thing strikes me as bizarre in the extreme.

Here's what Amazon.com's reviewer Brian has to say:

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This toothbrush is the perfect compliment to my Bluetooth toilet that tells my smartphone how close to the center I am peeing each day. I now brush my teeth perfectly and hit every tooth the exact same amount of time each day, and I always pee within 98% accuracy of the center of the bowl. My life could not be more complete.
Anyway, if by now you have succumbed to my sales pitch, it's yours for a mere $119.99, down from $133.19.

Order now to avoid disappointment!

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Old 12-19-2014, 05:12 PM   #770
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Shut up, and take my money.

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Old 02-09-2015, 05:22 PM   #771
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Thank Go--I mean, FINALLY!!

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Old 02-09-2015, 05:50 PM   #772
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Old 02-09-2015, 09:41 PM   #773
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Thank Go--I mean, FINALLY!!

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My brother got me 'grow a boyfriend' a few years ago. I laughed and laughed. That little sponge never did grow into anything substantial. Quelle surprise!

p.s. It was the same thing as grav's post only it was supposed to be a boy. I don't think it had a pen is or anything. It was just funny. Truth be told, I never did put it in water. Maybe that's where I went wrong.
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Old 02-11-2015, 12:13 PM   #774
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Maybe they're meant to be a matched set; in my experience, it's the boyfriend that grows when the girlfriend gets wet.

(when I pointed out the girlfriend one to SonofV once, all I got was the stink-eye from him. :eyeroll
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Old 02-13-2015, 04:47 PM   #775
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They're scissors for cutting up herbs.

I bet they work for cutting up herb, too.

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Old 02-13-2015, 05:08 PM   #776
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That reminds me of a Rastrum.

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Old 02-13-2015, 06:22 PM   #777
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I never knew that existed. But of course it would.

We grew up with the chalk holder thingy that would hold 5 pieces of chalk and make a staff.

Which is still available, which now makes me sad that it's still available. Who is still using chalk?
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Old 02-13-2015, 06:53 PM   #778
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Last time I saw chalk was 2001, not counting sidewalk chalk for children.
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Old 02-13-2015, 06:55 PM   #779
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Shut up, and take my money.

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Where did you find this? I would love me some with dark chocolate though. Anyways, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS???
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:44 PM   #780
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which now makes me sad that it's still available. Who is still using chalk?
According to Wikipedia they make ones that use whiteboard markers.
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