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Old 09-22-2011, 12:14 PM   #121
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I'm amazed at all the ads Bert Convey appeared in!
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Old 09-24-2011, 04:34 PM   #122
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Faith-enhancing breath spray?
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Old 09-24-2011, 05:46 PM   #123
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Maybe they meant to say 'dog,' because dog has bad breath.
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Old 09-26-2011, 12:55 AM   #124
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Old 09-26-2011, 08:21 AM   #125
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why would that chick want to believe in God?

She's cute. She already believes in God.
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Old 09-29-2011, 04:25 PM   #126
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O. M. G. !
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Old 10-01-2011, 01:18 AM   #127
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Old 10-01-2011, 04:25 AM   #128
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So you need an umbrella but you are going to be in a rough part of town and would really like to have both hands available if you should need to defend yourself. Well look no further folks.

The "Umbuster" Brass Knuckles Umbrella


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If you order now we will include the new Gunbrella.
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Old 10-01-2011, 04:28 AM   #129
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Holy crap. Serious brolly power!
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:25 AM   #130
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:56 PM   #131
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Faith-enhancing breath spray?
"Pepper" spray... maybe, maybe it is like mace, and when used (in the face of an attacker) it inspires an instant belief in God "Oh my GOD!!!! AAAUUUUGHHHHH!" you know... something like that.
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Old 10-03-2011, 03:00 PM   #132
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What the fucking fuck? "Pussy wind"? Yes, yes, I know what it smells like, it's delightful. But I prefer fresh, not canned, thankyouverymuch.
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Old 10-03-2011, 04:16 PM   #133
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:44 PM   #134
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:16 PM   #135
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