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monster · 12-08-2010, 04:40 PM

yup tried every single live tree place in Ann Arbor

-perhaps they don't want to encourage up hippies......

Lamplighter · 12-08-2010, 04:54 PM

I saw something like this on TV a week or so ago, but don't remember if it was US or (as below) UK.

BBC
Mistletoe is under threat

Quote:

A campaign has been launched to give mistletoe the kiss of life and help protect our traditional orchard.

Naturalists warn that this traditional symbol of Christmas may disappear from some areas of the British countryside in the next 20 years.

footfootfoot · 12-08-2010, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

...Human Relations Commission in an attempt to stamp out Fundamentalist Druidry.

Just try to find blue ass paint.

BigV · 12-08-2010, 06:31 PM

Exsqueeze me? Woad, did you say?

jimhelm · 12-08-2010, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Just try to find blue ass paint.

m'here yah gowe

footfootfoot · 12-08-2010, 08:11 PM

Now we can bark at the moon.

SteveDallas · 12-08-2010, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Then why is it not for sale commeicially alongside the wreathes and garlands and trees? Unlike Americans to miss a marketing gig! Or is there concern it'll cause the teenagers to have sex or the pagans to be more paganistic?

WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

If only people would stop talking about sex, the teenagers won't ever get any ideas about having it.

monster · 12-08-2010, 10:16 PM

Mybad. Mistletoe is really for encouraging people to wave across the room in a staid -but friendly- manner, which is awesome... SO WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANY DAMN MISTLETOE IN MY HOUSE?

Gravdigr · 12-09-2010, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.

Find yourself an enterprising young man (or woman) with a .22 rifle. And send his (or her) happy ass to the woods to shoot you some fresh mistletoe outta the tree. Any green clump up there in the tree big as, or bigger than, a softball will do.

[Montel Jordan]This is how we do it...[/Montel Jordan]

ZenGum · 12-10-2010, 02:30 AM

Harvesting mistletoe with firearms... USA, you're awesome.

Gravdigr · 12-11-2010, 05:09 PM

Ya takes ya fun where ya finds it.

jimhelm · 12-12-2010, 06:45 AM

Yakima Glory is even better on tap.

DanaC · 12-12-2010, 06:52 AM

Wow. That looks like it'd have a strong flavour.

jimhelm · 12-12-2010, 06:54 AM

it's like having sex in your mouth. well..... it is very tasty anyway

DanaC · 12-12-2010, 07:24 AM

Yeah. Having sex in my mouth doesn't sound so tasty to me. Maybe that's a guy thing :P

12-08-2010, 04:40 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yup tried every single live tree place in Ann Arbor -perhaps they don't want to encourage up hippies...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-08-2010, 06:31 PM	#19
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Exsqueeze me? Woad, did you say? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

12-08-2010, 08:11 PM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Now we can bark at the moon. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-08-2010, 10:16 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Mybad. Mistletoe is really for encouraging people to wave across the room in a staid -but friendly- manner, which is awesome... SO WHY CAN'T I HAVE ANY DAMN MISTLETOE IN MY HOUSE? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-10-2010, 02:30 AM	#25
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Harvesting mistletoe with firearms... USA, you're awesome. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-11-2010, 05:09 PM	#26
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12-12-2010, 06:45 AM	#27
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	Yakima Glory is even better on tap. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-12-2010, 06:54 AM	#29
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	it's like having sex in your mouth. well..... it is very tasty anyway __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

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