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Old 10-04-2018, 09:19 PM   #16
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If you find one, there's a recipe for Dead Baby Mice Wine to go with it (they're supposed to be alive when you make it though).
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:21 PM   #17
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I don't find many dead mice around here, but from time to time I put out rat bait - works like a charm. Usually, the rats go somewhere else to die, but every once in awhile I'll find a huge expired rat in the yard or garage. They get flung into the brush that surrounds my place.

Now that I've got a POS neighbor on the property next door, I do believe I'll start flinging them in his direction. A dead rat for a toxic rat of a neighbor. Seems right to me.
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Old 10-05-2018, 02:52 PM   #18
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Woman, get outta my head!!!
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Old 10-06-2018, 12:17 AM   #19
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Old 10-07-2018, 11:19 PM   #20
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Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.
Made Momdigr aware of this and she thought for a second, and then larfed.

And larfed.
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Old 10-08-2018, 06:48 AM   #21
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Old 10-08-2018, 08:43 AM   #22
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Field Mouse Pie
https://www.cooks.com/recipe/qj6vx39...-old-time.html
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Old 10-08-2018, 10:19 AM   #23
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Old 10-09-2018, 05:22 PM   #24
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By coincidence, I just today learned about Chinese mouse wine.
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Old 10-09-2018, 05:39 PM   #25
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If you hadn't put me on ignore, you would have learned about it five days ago in post #16.
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Old 10-09-2018, 06:14 PM   #26
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Oh hey, check that out. I even vaguely recall seeing it, although I think I thought at the time that the phrase parsed as "dead baby" mice wine, as if it were to ward off SIDS. But I admit I've been skimming over the last week or so. Too many pain-in-the-ass distractions IRL.
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Old 10-09-2018, 06:26 PM   #27
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Oh hey, I understand. You don't trust yourself around me. I get that from married women all the time.
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Old 10-09-2018, 06:34 PM   #28
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Mr. Vice President, is that you?
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Old 10-11-2018, 11:29 PM   #29
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All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake.
All the dead mice Iíve never seen were apparently swallowed by a snake (cf post in wildlife living next to/moving in with you).
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Old 10-12-2018, 08:02 AM   #30
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Fun fact: I've always had trouble with the Latin abbreviation "cf." E.g., i.e., n.b., etc. never bothered me, but cf always made me stop for a second and derailed my train of thought. Finally, in college I decided it now stood for "see fucking," as in "see fucking Staines & Johnson, 2007," and my brain accepted it.
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