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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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03-10-2006, 01:06 PM
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: North Cackalacky
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Clever+French=oxymoron
Okay, so it was funny in my head. And i AM french....
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03-11-2006, 10:15 AM
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Aim for the Best
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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03-11-2006, 11:03 AM
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Location: Luxembourg
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03-11-2006, 01:23 PM
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: North Cackalacky
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I'm not exactly proud of it....it's my dad's fault, he was an arse.
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03-12-2006, 02:31 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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This is my in-law's Pastor's car. Pastor Hank is everything you'd expect of a backwoods (literally) Baptist preacher, only funnier. He's a big NASCAR fan (sort of goes without saying), to the extent that he felt compelled to tell me about his vacation trip to Darlington, where he purchased an official, certified NASCAR "souvenir"...a lug nut from someone or other's car, still with the residue of the adhesvie they use to keep it in place during racing. He was rather proud of it.
This is a stock Chevy Lumina which he went to some great pains to modify to resemble a NASCAR Lumina. This picture was taken in front of the church on Christmas Day (he and his wife only drive this on special days, partially due to the foam-wrapped PVC "rollcage" system inside).
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03-12-2006, 02:41 AM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Unfortunate License Plate Placement
Sure, you can figure out what it *really* is...but isn't it more fun to think that perhaps it is something different?
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03-13-2006, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Would you open this letter? Be honest.
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03-13-2006, 04:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: under the weather
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I did open one of those one time. It had a creepy picture of Jesus and dire warnings of what would happen if I didn't send them money. It was kind of like a form letter voodoo curse. Really weird.
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03-13-2006, 04:40 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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03-13-2006, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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03-13-2006, 09:06 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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someone went a little crazy with the underlining. it just doesnt make sense. there was no need to underline anything |
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03-14-2006, 12:00 PM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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03-14-2006, 02:40 PM
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The Sheriff of Nothingland
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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dear jesus, spiritually physically, finacially. please dear lord, this letter. in this ones life the desires of the heart. we pray bless this letter. amen. sounds more like the letter is going to get all the prayers |
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03-14-2006, 04:43 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Jesus can fill in the blanks. After all, he is the Son of God. I suspect he can do all SORTS of cool things. Oh, ye of little faith.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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