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Old 05-16-2017, 06:48 AM   #436
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Today I learned that Ben Sasse is a really thoughtful dude whose conservatism seems to be based in preserving the good but is caring enough to look at modern problems with fresh eyes. I remember Republicans like this...
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Old 05-22-2017, 06:08 PM   #437
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Today I learned NOT to chase the black with white stripes.

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Old 05-22-2017, 06:10 PM   #438
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....I bet he didn't learn, though.....
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Old 05-23-2017, 02:50 PM   #439
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My buddy's dog jumped up one night when we were sitting around the fire, and growled, then took off into the night. About three or four minutes later, in the field across the road, we heard her bark twice, mean-like, then she yelped.

A few minutes later we smelled the skunk that had sprayed her, and then she came up. Reeking.

Buddy hollered "Ginger! No! Get away!" before she got very close to us. That dog literally tucked her tail between her legs and went to the barn, while looking over her shoulder at us.

She stank for a month.
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Old 05-23-2017, 02:51 PM   #440
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Today I learned NOT to chase the black with white stripes.

- Bongo the stinky boxer
Tomato juice/sauce bath.

Then wash off the tomato juice/sauce.
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